Both tennis balls and my testicles are hairy. They have that feature in common. I’m not going to check my testicles for cancer, because nobody thinks we should be checking tennis balls for cancer.
Finally! Someone else who hates tennis scoring!
What’s up with the “15-30-40-game” shit, too? And then it goes backwards when they tie! Who came up with this screwy system? Why not “1-2-3-4” like a normal sport? And “love”? What has love got to do with it? Just cuz they grunt and moan on the court, doesn’t mean they’re having sex!
Like 59 minutes 59 seconds of muddy football … everyone’s covered in grass and dirt and out prances some little guy … perfectly clean and pressed uniform … kicks the ball through the goal posts on the final play an wins the game …
Or maybe those two freaky fairy things in the original Mothra movie …
Here’s an analogy I like:
A guy was really down on his luck, lost his job and was in massive debt, so he decided to end it all. As he was about to jump off a tall bridge, the ugliest woman he’s ever seen in his life stops and he says, “Who the hell are you?” She says “I’m a witch-I have magic powers. I’ll make you a deal. Screw me for twenty four hours and ill use my magic to cast a spell on everyone you owe money to and on your boss, your life will be good again.” he hesitates and finally agrees after a long heavy, 24 hours she asks him “How old are you?” he says " Forty Five" and she grins buttoning her shirt up grabbing her hat “Aren’t you a little old to believe in witches?”.
Good one Czarcasm … I think over-sized rackets are bogus too …