# Terms for testicles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273 "2007-08-03T12:21:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/21 "2007-08-03T21:29:26Z")
“Franks and beans! Franks and beans!” ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/22 "2007-08-03T21:36:53Z")
Well, you’ve got the “Twig” and you’ve got the “Giggleberries”. Tripler I’ve got the “Artillery”. 'S all I’m gonna say. . . ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/23 "2007-08-03T21:40:52Z")
Stugots. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/24 "2007-08-03T21:46:48Z")
You just made that up ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/25 "2007-08-03T21:55:20Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] You just made that up [/QUOTE] Huh? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/26 "2007-08-03T23:06:17Z")
**Fellas.** **Teabag.** **Beans** (as opposed to the frank). **Clock-weights.** And one I’ll make up just for fun: **Gobblers.** ETA: Damn, i see viva beat me to the Beans. ---
**Author:** ![wendigo1974](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@wendigo1974](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendigo1974)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/27 "2007-08-03T23:38:29Z")
**Family Jewels** ---
**Author:** ![Apollo\_s\_Towel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Apollo\_s\_Towel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollo_s_Towel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/28 "2007-08-04T00:35:50Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] You just made that up [/QUOTE] [Nope, he didn’t.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stugots). For the whole deal, package. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/29 "2007-08-04T00:47:39Z")
Damn I’ve led a sheltered life. Or else I hung out (figuratively speaking) with the wrong crowd. I don’t think I recognized more that two or three of the testicle speak listed above. ---
**Author:** ![babygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@babygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/30 "2007-08-04T00:56:52Z")
package family jewls I liked the personal sperm bank one and the wedding one. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/31 "2007-08-04T02:10:07Z")
Custard factory. House of tadpole yogurt. Man ranch makers. I’ll stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/32 "2007-08-04T02:12:30Z")
Kiwis ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/33 "2007-08-04T02:13:28Z")
Twin vindicators. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/34 "2007-08-04T02:24:07Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Meat and two veg [/QUOTE] Awww…I wanted to be the one to mention this one. Bloody Englishmen. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/35 "2007-08-04T02:36:05Z")
Just thought of another one: Rocks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/36 "2007-08-04T02:49:08Z")
This thread is getting me very excited. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/37 "2007-08-04T02:54:08Z")
Grape huggers and plum smugglers, but that refers mainly to Magnum PI’s shorts. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/38 "2007-08-04T04:12:47Z")
coin purse danglies junk - though can be the whole thing ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/39 "2007-08-04T05:15:10Z")
The sow’s ear purse. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273/40 "2007-08-04T05:28:06Z")
Mayo Makers. Tapioca factory. Love Spacklers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-for-testicles/414273.md?page=3)