# Terms of endearment that should really never be revealed outside the relationship. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431 "2007-04-10T02:39:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431/61 "2007-04-12T04:14:23Z")
[QUOTE=Gr8Kat] Joel is Hunny Bunny, or Fuzzy Little Bunny All Stuffed With Honey. I’m Pumpkin Tits. [/QUOTE] LOL my boyfriend calls me pumpkin tits too. I think it’s utterly ridiculous considering I have pretty much the tiniest boobs one can have while still being able to consider them boobs. I think he just calls me that because I think it’s funny. I don’t have a nickname for him. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431/62 "2007-04-12T04:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] I once overheard a friend call her boyfriend “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck,” which was a real WTF?! for me… Worst I’ve ever been called is Boofuls, not too dreadful. [/QUOTE] We may well have a mutual friend. I know someone who lived in “The Great Northwest” whose MySpace name was “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck”. Sounded very characteristic of her sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431/63 "2007-04-12T04:40:31Z")
The only bad thing about the SDMB is having a husband and a nephew as members. Every time I see a thread like this, I have to search through it JUST IN CASE. So far, no husband post for my nephew to gloat over. Good god, I can hear him now! “Hey, Aunt Cyn! I mean Totally Obnoxious Husband-given NickName! Pass the mashed potatoes!” ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431/64 "2007-04-12T14:40:42Z")
I call my husband Ooberry. It used to be Pooh, but it sorta migrated. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431/65 "2007-04-12T15:03:04Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] I like to roll down the car windows after I drop the boy-child off at school and holler, “I love you, Honey Possum!” or some similar goofy name. I may do it to the girl-child one of these days if she doesn’t look out, but the boy at least thinks it’s funny. The girl would be _seriously_ embarrassed. [/QUOTE] That’s one extremely secure 17-year-old son you’ve got there. 😛 No nicknames here. I call my daughter Chick, which is short for Chiquita Banana, because we used to sing the Chiquita Banana song to her a a baby and she would gurgle and smile. Cartooniverse [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terms-of-endearment-that-should-really-never-be-revealed-outside-the-relationship/399431.md?page=3)