# Terrible Nightmare Woke Me Up Last Night!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995 "2013-07-31T15:34:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/1 "2013-07-31T15:34:56Z")

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It was \*very \*disturbing:

Lou Holtz was preparing to give a presentation on “Human Sexuality” and stood up in front of the room and held up a box of condoms.

Terrified, I immediatly woke up!

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/2 "2013-07-31T16:31:27Z")

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Heh.

I actually did have a nightmare wake me up a couple of nights ago. I was in the Southwest desert somewhere, looking up at a tall mesa, and someone fell from the very top. I woke up before he hit the ground.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/3 "2013-07-31T16:49:51Z")

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C’mon, no one know more about game cocks than ol’ Lou.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/4 "2013-07-31T17:20:49Z")

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Well thanks. I attended NC State during ol’ Lou’s tenure, and now **I’m** disturbed too.

Lou + box o’ Condoms = :eek:

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/5 "2013-07-31T17:46:57Z")

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I _am_ thankful for waking before he started talking. :shudder:

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrible-nightmare-woke-me-up-last-night/664995/6 "2013-07-31T22:02:37Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Heh.
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> I actually did have a nightmare wake me up a couple of nights ago.

I wasn’t joking. I was dead serious. I really had that disturbing event wake me up last night.

And college football is just a month away! :eek: