# Terrorist leader calls for attacks against US in order to elect Republicans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 11, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456 "2003-08-11T19:32:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/21 "2003-08-12T21:52:26Z")

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Oh, and I see your point, **Daniel**. You obviously saw mine, so I guess we’ll meet somewhere in the middle. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/22 "2003-08-12T22:29:34Z")

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Well, AD, I wasn’t aware I’d taken any of those positions. Mine has always been that both suck. Two years in the Press Corps will do that to a man.

I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

Though if I had to break it down I’d look at the **types** of businesses both sides support.

Republicans: Larger corporations that value stability and conservatism above all, even at the expense of personal freedom.

Democrats: Big corporations who’s main interest in freedom of speech and behavior, even at the expense of stability.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/23 "2003-08-12T22:38:47Z")

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Yeah, I guess I should have known.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/24 "2003-08-12T23:27:32Z")

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Hey, I’m all about the love for you, man!

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/25 "2003-08-13T14:55:20Z")

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It’s my understanding that there are factions out there that will go on an airplane-bombing, nun-killing, baby-raping, replacing-regular-coffee-with-Folger’s-crystals rampage if Ralph Nader isn’t elected. What to do, what to do?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/terrorist-leader-calls-for-attacks-against-us-in-order-to-elect-republicans/194456/26 "2003-08-13T15:00:56Z")

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Well, if you don’t vote for Nader, you better be ready to do a lot of apologizing.

Daniel

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