# Test. Also, I'm new

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 15, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085 "2013-06-15T18:55:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/21 "2013-06-16T15:35:09Z")

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Nanny is one of the goats, but they don’t read English.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/22 "2013-06-16T15:56:18Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Why, I’m beginning to think that that 2nd carrot isn’t a nose at all! I mean, look how low it is on him!

Awwww! A baby carrot! 🙂

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/23 "2013-06-16T16:20:40Z")

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Heh, the name came about… Well, I forget the details, but essentially my wife and I were discussing anatomically correct snowmen. And, hey, it’s COLD being a snowman 😉

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/24 "2013-06-16T16:38:27Z")

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> [@TwoCarrotSnowman](#):
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> Heh, the name came about… Well, I forget the details, but essentially my wife and I were discussing anatomically correct snowmen. And, hey, it’s COLD being a snowman 😉

So do you use[del] Viagra[/del] Scotts Miracle-Gro?

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/25 "2013-06-16T22:36:57Z")

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I love your username, T **woCarrotSnowman .** 🙂

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/26 "2013-06-17T01:28:58Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> So, how many Dopers are, uh, vegetarian?

I’m not a vegetarian, but I’m eating vegetarian chili right now.

And that’s where I’m drawing a line in the [del]sand[/del]snow.

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/27 "2013-06-17T15:17:34Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I love your username, T **woCarrotSnowman .** 🙂

Why thanks 🙂

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/28 "2013-06-17T15:32:00Z")

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Ya know, 80 cases have been reported in medical literature of men born with two, er, carrots.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/29 "2013-06-17T15:49:53Z")

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Some snow-women prefer parsnips, I hear.

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-also-im-new/661085/30 "2013-06-17T16:14:34Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Some snow-women prefer parsnips, I hear.

Er, no accounting for taste!

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