# Test answers from future Dopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548 "2013-04-23T22:55:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/1 "2013-04-23T22:55:21Z")

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Maybe I’m just over-tired, but I’m laughing my ass off at these [kids’ test answers](http://now.msn.com/funny-test-answer-fails).

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/2 "2013-04-23T23:22:05Z")

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🙂 Thanks for the laugh!

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/3 "2013-04-23T23:45:16Z")

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‘‘Giraffes are heartless creatures’’ is one of my all-time favorites.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/4 "2013-04-23T23:52:58Z")

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> [@olivesmarch4th](#):
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> ‘‘Giraffes are heartless creatures’’ is one of my all-time favorites.

That was a good one. Vagina and West Vagina got me.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/5 "2013-04-24T00:08:30Z")

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You mean “love” isn’t the storngest force on Earth?

Thanks for the link, **TriPolar.** 🙂

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**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/6 "2013-04-24T00:36:23Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> You mean “love” isn’t the storngest force on Earth?
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> Thanks for the link, **TriPolar.** 🙂

I saw that one and can’t figure out what the teacher was looking for. There are only 4 fundamental forces. Was the correct answer really going to be “strong nuclear force?”

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/7 "2013-04-24T05:33:08Z")

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For that age group? I’m gonna have to go with magnetism. Or maybe gravity.

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**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/8 "2013-04-24T15:17:34Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> For that age group? I’m gonna have to go with magnetism. Or maybe gravity.

Which would be really funny since gravity is by far the weakest of the forces.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-answers-from-future-dopers/656548/9 "2013-04-24T15:33:33Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> You mean “love” isn’t the storngest force on Earth?

What is love?

“She is blind” is the one that got me laughing and I couldn’t stop after that.

I used to give answers out loud like that in school, but I’d never leave written evidence.
