# test don't open

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 2, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642 "2001-08-02T15:10:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/21 "2001-08-05T21:10:18Z")

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Links please. 😃

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**Author:** ![onesbureaucratictendency](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/898d66/32.png) [@onesbureaucratictendency](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onesbureaucratictendency)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/22 "2001-08-05T21:53:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> **May my footprints always be gentle on your heart.**

Wasn’t that a song by Glen Campbell?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/23 "2001-08-05T22:17:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by onesbureaucratictendency \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> > **May my footprints always be gentle on your heart.**
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> Wasn’t that a song by Glen Campbell? \*\*

Welcome to the SDMB.

As to your question, I have no idea. I saw it in two different places within a two day period before I started using it. Neither place credited a source or auther. One was a calligraphy in a frame and the other was on a tiny card the size of a business card that I purchased and now use as a bookmark.

Abby

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/24 "2001-08-05T22:19:47Z")

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I meant author, not auther.

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**Author:** ![yabob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yabob/32/2821_2.png) [@yabob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yabob)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/25 "2001-08-05T22:28:31Z")

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The Glen Campbell song you’re thinking of is “Gentle on my Mind”. It was actually written by the late John Hartford. This phrase comes from somewhere else.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/26 "2001-08-05T23:56:59Z")

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Oh man. I had no idea this was still going on!! Ahhh. And that deja vu thing…I have to lie down with a cold cloth on my head now.

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**Author:** ![John487](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@John487](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John487)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/27 "2001-08-06T00:23:48Z")

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test

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/28 "2001-08-06T01:25:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by John487 \*  
> \*\*test \*\*

John you passed the first test.  
The second test is to insert a smiley. 😃  
And the third test is to create a link back to this thread.:eek:

Seriously, welcome to the SDMB.

Abby (Who took nearly two weeks to accomplish those three things.)

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/29 "2001-08-06T01:31:17Z")

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**john 487**  
excellent.  
now you must contact **aah 1973**.  
avoid **kabbes** at all costs  
long live the revolution  
Redboss

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/30 "2001-08-06T01:39:10Z")

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Also long live the Straight Dopre!

Or as [we say](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80299),

THE STRAIGHT DOP[sub]R[/sub]E !

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/31 "2001-08-06T02:18:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chronos \*  
> Ten pages appears to be the limit that the board can handle gracefully, so that’s usually where we lock them. Not that it’s ever happened in GQ.

The [May 33rd thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44967) did come close, though. It made it to 7 pages, and it only stopped there because it was locked to protect the server.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/32 "2001-08-06T04:47:44Z")

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I don’t hold some kind of record, do I?

😕

Esprix

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/33 "2001-08-06T15:30:49Z")

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::suspicious::

::looks around::

I could have _sworn_ that I heard the evil code word…

pan

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/34 "2001-08-06T17:18:51Z")

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So there IS a limit.

Some day, I will be in a GD thread which requires such a complicated answer that its only resolution will be in quoting in fifteen levels, _and my argument will fail_ because of it!!!  
:mad:

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/35 "2001-08-06T18:45:04Z")

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It was open when I got here, honest!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/36 "2001-08-06T20:39:38Z")

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You know, I still can’t do that link thing. I mean I can put little urls around a web address, but I can’t make a link say you should click “Here” and have here really be the link. I can if I copy someone else…but I just don’t care enough to learn. I’m such a slacker. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/37 "2001-08-06T20:41:34Z")

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Contrarian checking in here.

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/38 "2001-08-07T01:46:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*You know, I still can’t do that link thing. I mean I can put little urls around a web address, but I can’t make a link say you should click “Here” and have here really be the link. I can if I copy someone else…but I just don’t care enough to learn. I’m such a slacker. 🙂 \*\*

Zoggie, the easiest way to find out how is to hit the “quote” button on a post where that’s been done, then you can get a look at the coding.

It always takes me about three previews to get it right…keep leaving the dratted "'s out.

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/39 "2001-08-07T01:55:07Z")

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You do all realize that you’ve scared him away, yes?

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**Author:** ![Animus\_Ping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Animus\_Ping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Animus_Ping)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/40 "2001-08-07T04:14:56Z")

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Then I would have said, "tests don’t open what?

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