# test don't open

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 2, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642 "2001-08-02T15:10:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/41 "2001-08-07T10:37:59Z")

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Typing:

[ur**l=“[www.RandomWebSite.com](http://www.RandomWebSite.com)”]Go to Random Web Site![/ur**l]

will appear as:

Go to Random Web Site!

pan

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/42 "2001-08-07T11:30:01Z")

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test

test

test

do i win?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/43 "2001-08-07T18:05:15Z")

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Don’t forget the http:// , **kabbes**. The link you actually posted won’t work, because you left it off.

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**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/44 "2001-08-07T18:37:24Z")

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I know it was asked already, but really, ahh1973, what were you testing?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/45 "2001-08-07T22:05:08Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by kabbes \*  
> \*\*Typing:
> 
> [ur**l=“[www.RandomWebSite.com](http://www.RandomWebSite.com)”]Go to Random Web Site![/ur**l]
> 
> will appear as:
> 
> Go to Random Web Site!
> 
> pan \*\*

[Go to Random Web Site!](http://www.RandomWebSite.com)

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**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/46 "2001-08-07T22:50:43Z")

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[My soon to be site!](http://www.warmblue.com)

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**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/47 "2001-08-07T22:52:11Z")

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cool!  
My first link!

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/48 "2001-08-08T08:48:29Z")

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Oops. Normally I c&p the address into the quotes, so I get the http:// automatically.

Thanks for cleaning up!

pan

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/49 "2001-08-08T10:28:10Z")

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Doen worry bout it. I was bored.

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/50 "2001-08-08T13:18:54Z")

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I didn’t mean to open it; my hand made me do it.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/51 "2001-08-09T03:05:27Z")

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**aah1973** Doncha know I am yet another Doper that simply can’t seem to follow even the most simple of instructions. I can’t resist doing what I’m told not to… 😃 As of this moment 566 views, of which at least 3 are me. I just can’t seem to NOT read this blasted thread.

Welcome to the boards!

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/52 "2001-08-09T09:15:08Z")

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**Ruby** , you have been sucked into the Vortex 😃

**aah1973** , you should be proud; AFAIK, not many of us newbies start a thread and get this much response. What’s your secret?

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/53 "2001-08-10T02:28:40Z")

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I am now absolutely convinced that **aah1973** is actually a bored board regular who started this thread just to prove how predictable we all are.

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/54 "2001-08-10T04:08:44Z")

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Hi **Ruby** and welcome.

Would you like to marry me?  
Then people can say “here comes **Ruby Redboss** ”.

Just don’t tell **Rosebud** , my current flame (for similar reasons) that this is going on.

Nice name. Enjoy this place, won’t you?

Redboss

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/55 "2001-08-11T05:33:32Z")

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Since I’m just testing to make sure my new password (dagnabbit, new passwords make my head hurt), I thought I might as well use an existing test thread rather than start up a new one.

**aah1973** , your first thread is still going! This has to be some kind of record 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/56 "2001-08-13T02:09:53Z")

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I’m postin’  
Jus’ postin’ on down that line  
Yeaaah  
Postin’  
Postin’ again  
Oooooohhhhhhh  
yeaaaahhh

Postin’…

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/57 "2001-08-13T19:51:55Z")

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So _this_ is what goes on in test threads…

Funny how there was a thunderclap just as I hit reply. Is that a hint? I think N

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/58 "2001-08-14T03:37:51Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by aah1973 \*  
> \*\*test \*\*

This is his only post.

One word, and the thread is already 2 pages long.

Not as long as this [one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42857) word thread. But that thread starter had more than just one post.

**ahh1973**

Registered January 9, 2001, First posted word, August 2, 2001.

I guess we’ll have to wait 7 or 8 more months for his second word.

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**Author:** ![aah1973](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@aah1973](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aah1973)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/59 "2001-08-14T13:20:34Z")

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Hey guys! I never thought that anyone would actually post to this thread. But, I am glad you all did. I really was just testing how to start a thread. I didn’t think of it as an actual test, but hey you guys all got an “A”.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-dont-open/74642/60 "2001-08-14T19:07:31Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> **ahh1973**
> 
> Registered January 9, 2001, First posted word, August 2, 2001.
> 
> I guess we’ll have to wait 7 or 8 more months for his second word.

Well, there goes that theory.

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