# Test: Have a nice day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953>\
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**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953 "2009-07-05T02:52:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/1 "2009-07-05T02:52:51Z")

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Testing.

Have a nice day.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/2 "2009-07-05T03:18:15Z")

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As if.

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/3 "2009-07-05T08:38:31Z")

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> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> Testing.
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> Have a nice day.

What about those that work during the night. They sleep during the day so your “Have a” is totally wasted on them. Once again, an underhanded cut against those with some sort of difference, in this case a different work schedule.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/4 "2009-07-05T08:48:27Z")

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> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> Testing.
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> Have a nice day.

So, did wishing us a nice day work?

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/5 "2009-07-05T20:23:40Z")

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Thanks, the test worked just as expected.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/6 "2009-07-05T20:32:15Z")

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… and I’m sorry that some of you are unhappy that I wished you to have a nice day.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/7 "2009-07-05T21:15:00Z")

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> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> Thanks, the test worked just as expected.

Cite?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/8 "2009-07-06T01:19:41Z")

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My day was nice, for what it’s worth.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/9 "2009-07-06T01:58:33Z")

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It was a nice day. The 5 days before this were cloudy and cold. Today was quite nice in fact.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/10 "2009-07-06T02:57:11Z")

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Recently heard variation in a super cheery voice… “Make it a nice day!!”

I really wanted to say, “Piss off”. I didn’t. I just smiled, nodded, and said, “Thanks!”

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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/11 "2009-07-11T20:28:41Z")

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> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> Testing.
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> Have a nice day.

Hey! Don;t tell me wht kind of a day to have. 😃

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/12 "2009-07-11T22:55:34Z")

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I know a friend who, as an elementary school counselor, starts off each day with a brief lesson over the PA on character, and ends with, “Have a nice day, or not: the choice is yours!” 😃

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/13 "2009-07-12T07:19:49Z")

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> [@RaftPeople](#):
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> What about those that work during the night. They sleep during the day so your “Have a” is totally wasted on them.

On that basis, wishing people who sleep at night “goodnight” is also a waste.

I will, however, note that **Dex** ’s post is timed at 03:52 BST which, I believe, is 21:52 in Chicago and 19:52 on the west coast. Frankly, this is a bit late to be wishing people a nice day, so in future I suggest he just says “goodnight” or “sweet dreams” or something similar.

Better still, in order not to specifically exclude people who live in different time zones (Turkmenistan, North Korea, Gloucestershire, etc.) maybe he should just say, “I love you all”.

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**Author:** ![ashman165](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@ashman165](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ashman165)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/14 "2009-07-12T07:24:34Z")

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> [@Chez\_Guevara](#):
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> On that basis, wishing people who sleep at night “goodnight” is also a waste.
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> I will, however, note that **Dex** ’s post is timed at 03:52 BST which, I believe, is 21:52 in Chicago and 19:52 on the west coast. Frankly, this is a bit late to be wishing people a nice day, so in future I suggest he just says “goodnight” or “sweet dreams” or something similar.
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> Better still, in order not to specifically exclude people who live in different time zones (Turkmenistan, North Korea, Gloucestershire, etc.) maybe he should just say, “I love you all”.

Only if you restrict “day” to mean exclusively the hours of light. I think he meant it in the sense that a day is a 24 hour period through which both phases of daytime and nighttime occur. There, all the ambiguity is resolved since he didn’t say “have a nice daytime”. Thus, it wouldn’t necessarily require that his comment be restricted only to that period of time. 🙂

**Shodan** , how funny. =P

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/15 "2009-07-12T07:25:47Z")

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> [@Chez\_Guevara](#):
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> Better still, in order not to specifically exclude people who live in different time zones (Turkmenistan, North Korea, Gloucestershire, etc.) maybe he should just say, “I love you all”.

Dear lord. If there’s anything that would have people calling out “liar!” it would be an administrator saying he/she loves us all.

What he _should_ have said at the end of the OP was “Now let’s play some football!” with [this picture](http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6945783/2/istockphoto_6945783-pumped-up-running-back-with-clipping-path.jpg) stuck in there somewhere.

😃

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/16 "2009-07-12T07:58:13Z")

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> [@ashman165](#):
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> Only if you restrict “day” to mean exclusively the hours of light. I think he meant it in the sense that a day is a 24 hour period through which both phases of daytime and nighttime occur. There, all the ambiguity is resolved since he didn’t say “have a nice daytime”. Thus, it wouldn’t necessarily require that his comment be restricted only to that period of time.

I don’t believe that is a standard use of “Have a nice day” in the UK, as evidenced by my postman.

He actually says “Have a good day” but he says it in the morning when there is plenty of daytime remaining. I once met him on the street in the late afternoon and he didn’t say “Have a good day” or even “Have a good evening”. I have therefore formed the impression that while the postman wants me to enjoy the hours of daylight, he doesn’t give a shit what happens to me during the hours of darkness. (I keep meaning to speak to the Royal Mail about this.)

I think **Dex** should come back and explain exactly what the fuck he means by making controversial statements like “Have a nice day”.

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**Author:** ![ashman165](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@ashman165](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ashman165)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/17 "2009-07-12T07:59:26Z")

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Why not just **Pit** him?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/18 "2009-07-12T08:03:44Z")

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> [@ashman165](#):
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> Why not just **Pit** him?

Either I’m extra gullible in my current sleep deprived state, or you are taking this discussion far too seriously.

Considering some of your other posts (though CSDS could be mixing you up with someone else), I’m inclined to think it’s the latter.

Now let’s [play some football](http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6945783/2/istockphoto_6945783-pumped-up-running-back-with-clipping-path.jpg) damn it!

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**Author:** ![ashman165](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@ashman165](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ashman165)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/19 "2009-07-12T08:18:05Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Either I’m extra gullible in my current sleep deprived state, or you are taking this discussion far too seriously.
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> Considering some of your other posts (though CSDS could be mixing you up with someone else), I’m inclined to think it’s the latter.
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> Now let’s [play some football](http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6945783/2/istockphoto_6945783-pumped-up-running-back-with-clipping-path.jpg) damn it!

I believe you’ve been successfully hoodwinked (whooshed maybe?).

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-have-a-nice-day/501953/20 "2009-07-12T08:18:59Z")

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> [@ashman165](#):
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> I believe you’ve been successfully hoodwinked (whooshed maybe?).

That is a very definate possibility. I’m going to sleep soon I swear. 😉

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