# TEST - How many Ñýr in your zdî?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000>\
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**Created:** [May 11, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000 "2010-05-11T03:04:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/1 "2010-05-11T03:04:20Z")

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TEST TEST TEST TEST  
How many, really.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/2 "2010-05-11T06:19:09Z")

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Over 9000.

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**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/3 "2010-05-11T07:35:08Z")

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_Exactly_ 7-9. And I see that someone else holds the same opinion.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/4 "2010-05-11T13:15:40Z")

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/5 "2010-05-11T13:22:05Z")

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One of the flayrods has gone askew on the treadle?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/6 "2010-05-11T14:06:32Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Over 9000.

WHAT?!?!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/7 "2010-05-11T14:45:20Z")

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I only gots two.

\<shuffles away, forlornly kicking at the dirt\>

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/8 "2010-05-11T17:01:06Z")

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I find your poll racist and despicable, are you impliying that nobody can live without Ñýr in his/her zdî?  
Or even without a zdî?, there are Z’|¬ís that work almost as well as an zdî and produce far less enviromentally damaging ĆðüþĀĀs.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/9 "2010-05-11T17:18:47Z")

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The last time I saw Van Morrison in concert, he was lamenting his own shortage. So, I mailed mine to him.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/10 "2010-05-11T17:29:30Z")

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Frodo Lives!

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/11 "2010-05-11T17:33:50Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> Frodo Lives!

Indeed, at least last time I checked…

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/12 "2010-05-11T17:43:20Z")

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7-9. Because I don’t want to get bibimbap on my piefork.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/13 "2010-05-11T17:46:23Z")

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That’s kinda personal don’t ya think?

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/14 "2010-05-11T22:54:37Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> I only gots two.
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> \<shuffles away, forlornly kicking at the dirt\>

Great, you made **Hal Briston** depressed again. And it’s _your_ responsibility to start an MPSIMS thread to cheer him back up.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/15 "2010-05-11T23:06:14Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> I only gots two.
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> \<shuffles away, forlornly kicking at the dirt\>

I have directed the hamadryads to deliver you 459 addtional Ñýr. Use them wisely.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/16 "2010-05-11T23:30:45Z")

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I voted, but personally, I think this poll it total bullshit, and the mods should shut it down. All we’re going to get here is one long flamewar because of the trolls, and the idiots who think we should all have 13+ Ñýr in our zdî…

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/17 "2010-05-12T00:06:54Z")

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Manny peoples are asking and so I tell them 413.

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/18 "2010-05-12T02:09:29Z")

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…and now with Kagan in SCOTUS there’ll be constitutional challenges to the right to bear zdîs…get them while you can.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/19 "2010-05-12T02:15:17Z")

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Is it sad that I actually looked these words up so I could answer the poll?

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-how-many-nyr-in-your-zdi/539000/20 "2010-05-12T02:21:04Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Is it sad that I actually looked these words up so I could answer the poll?

What? You had to look them up??? What kind of an idiot ARE you? This [BigT] is the type of troll or idiot I was warning about!!!  
ETA: See, mods, this is why the thread should be shut down!!! Do it NOW !!!one!!eleven!!! Before we are all CONSUMED by Chtulu!!!one!!!eleven!!!

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