# Test, ignore. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [May 21, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728 "2011-05-21T23:19:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/41 "2011-05-24T01:11:07Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Can you ever really “own” a lobster? You have to let it go to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/42 "2011-05-24T01:11:41Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > They live in the Marriana’s trench? I once stopped off in Mariana’s trench but all I got was some crabs. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/43 "2011-05-24T03:06:29Z")
Oh, you’d just like me to ignore you, wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you? Well, I’ll tell ya what, I’m not going to ignore you. There. How do you like them apples? Huh? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/44 "2011-05-24T09:42:20Z")
I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/45 "2011-05-24T14:00:27Z")
I’ve seen a lobster, but no-one’s ever mentioned whether I have crabs. I had a goldfish when I was a kid, though. Yesterday I had a nice curry for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/46 "2011-05-24T15:10:17Z")
I’M STILL IGNORING YOu!!! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/47 "2011-05-24T23:42:07Z")
Tryind out Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/48 "2011-05-24T23:45:40Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I’M STILL IGNORING YOu!!! Still testing ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/49 "2011-05-25T02:16:28Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Tryind out Tapatalk Is that like Tapastalk? Because that’s delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/50 "2011-05-25T02:20:41Z")
I own a lobster. A bobble-head lobster. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/51 "2011-05-25T02:52:52Z")
The punctuation is odd. “Test, ignore.” It’s like a set of instructions. We have to test and then ignore. Ignore the results? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/52 "2011-05-25T17:22:21Z")
It’s a crustacean sensation, Across the nation. A chance for the meals to meet. The butter’s fine and the bread’s well done, We’re dining in the streets. ( Philadelphia, PA… don’t forget the Motor City. Howzabout Camden, Maine?.. ) All around we’ve got shellfish, sweet sweet shellfish. With sides of mussels everywhere… Down by the dock around the corner from Cappy’s in Camden. Hang out. Wait for the lobster boats to come in. My god that’s some fresh tasty lobstah 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/53 "2011-05-25T22:58:28Z")
I do. I call him Pinchy. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/54 "2011-05-25T23:56:24Z")
It would be kinda neat to have a penis that doubled as a claw. I mean, as of right now it turns red but that’s about as lobster-like as it gets. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/55 "2011-05-26T00:49:39Z")
[Rock Lobster](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqKRGW6_rw) ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/56 "2011-05-26T00:55:08Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > It’s a crustacean sensation, > Across the nation. > A chance for the meals to meet. > The butter’s fine and the bread’s well done, > We’re dining in the streets. > > ( Philadelphia, PA… don’t forget the Motor City. Howzabout Camden, Maine?.. ) > > All around we’ve got shellfish, sweet sweet shellfish. With sides of mussels everywhere… > > Down by the dock around the corner from Cappy’s in Camden. Hang out. Wait for the lobster boats to come in. My god that’s some fresh tasty lobstah 😃 You shellfish bastard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/57 "2011-05-26T00:55:52Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I do. I call him Pinchy. How would you like a nice Hawaiian Pinch? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/58 "2011-05-26T14:09:45Z")
I haven’t seen **lobstermobster** around in a long while. Whatever happened to her? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/59 "2011-05-27T03:20:12Z")
How do you put a thread on ignore anyway? Every time I come in here, this thing is just staring me in the face. It is like trying to NOT think about a WHITE BEAR for 30 seconds. Try, it yourself. It is really difficult. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728/60 "2011-05-27T03:22:28Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I haven’t seen **lobstermobster** around in a long while. Whatever happened to her? Sleepin’ wid de fishies? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-ignore/582728.md?page=4)