# test---losing my SDMB virginity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 28, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538 "2000-04-28T02:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538/1 "2000-04-28T02:02:00Z")

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Ok, it’s my first post, and I’m seeing how this thing works…  
🙂  
☹  
:o  
😃  
😉  
😕

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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538/2 "2000-04-28T02:03:00Z")

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> Originally posted by 2nd Law:  
> \*\*Ok, it’s my first post, and I’m seeing how this thing works…  
> 🙂  
> ☹  
> :o  
> 😃  
> 😉  
> 😕  
> \*\*

Isn’t technology amazing?

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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538/3 "2000-04-28T02:05:00Z")

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absolutely freaking amazing!  
flood control? very interesting!

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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538/4 "2000-04-29T04:25:54Z")

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I used to have a smiley face, but Hannibal Lecter fed it to the dog.

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-losing-my-sdmb-virginity/1538/5 "2000-04-29T11:16:08Z")

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could I have some scrambled eggs with my brains?