# Test poll **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [February 14, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558 "2019-02-14T22:07:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/1 "2019-02-14T22:07:22Z")
testing a possible new poll ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/2 "2019-02-15T13:49:24Z")
It may be all the Chili and cheese I ate yesterday but I decided to go #2. And pie ------ never forget to include pie in your poll. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/3 "2019-02-15T14:03:04Z")
Hey, someone’s stuffing the ballot box; you think his name is Chad? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/4 "2019-02-15T14:13:43Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Hey, someone’s stuffing the ballot box; you think his name is Chad? Didn’t they hang him? I am soooo ashamed of myself for that one. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/5 "2019-02-15T14:43:00Z")
“Candidate Name 2” has my unqualified endorsement to become unrestricted ruler of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/6 "2019-02-15T15:25:29Z")
Choose the one correct answer among the four choices given. 1. Watch over A. Care B. Steal C. Buy D. Lease 1. A stinker A. Dog B. Cat C. Bird D. Gerbil 1. You are so nice! A. Light B. Sound C. Wind D. Water 1. You are so chicken! A. Cow B. Tree C. Hole D. Lion 1. Cold A. Q B. R C. M D. X 1. You made a mess! A. Rob B. Loot C. Steal D. Filch 1. Bad illness A. Leo B. Aries C. Cancer D. Libra 1. Place A. But B. And C. Too D. If 1. Divide A. Awake B. Amuse C. Aloft D. Arise 1. Game A. Owe B. Pay C. Due D. Sue ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/7 "2019-02-15T17:27:31Z")
:mad: Damn it! everybody is voting for that sell-out corporatist neo-liberal tree hugger socialist commie of Number 2 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/8 "2019-02-15T18:06:04Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > :mad: Damn it! everybody is voting for that sell-out corporatist neo-liberal tree hugger socialist commie of Number 2 Because every candidate is crap and we’re tired of getting pissed on? 1 ---- A. Care 2 ---- B. Cat 3 ---- B. Sound 4 ---- A. Cow 5 ---- D. X 6 ---- B. Loot 7 ---- C. Cancer 8 ---- B. And 9 ---- B. Amuse 10 ---- D. Sue They add up to an elephant lying on his back. Wearing a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/9 "2019-02-15T18:12:42Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Because every candidate is crap and we’re tired of getting pissed on? > > 1 ---- A. Care > 2 ---- B. Cat > 3 ---- B. Sound > 4 ---- A. Cow > 5 ---- D. X > 6 ---- B. Loot > 7 ---- C. Cancer > 8 ---- B. And > 9 ---- B. Amuse > 10 ---- D. Sue > > They add up to an elephant lying on his back. Wearing a hat. I would not vote for Individual 1. BTW, You failed the test **kopek**. 30% is not passing. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/10 "2019-02-15T18:24:55Z")
Here is one more for extra credit: 1. Famous Star A. Scion B. Will C. Heiress D. Beneficiary ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/11 "2019-02-15T18:27:21Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Here is one more for extra credit: > > 1. Famous Star > > A. Scion > B. Will > C. Heiress > D. Beneficiary E. Hamburger ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/12 "2019-02-15T18:38:47Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > E. Hamburger Not even close. No points for you. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/13 "2019-02-15T18:44:19Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Not even close. No points for you. [ahem](http://www.carlsjr.com) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/14 "2019-02-15T19:01:51Z")
I can’t decide, so I didn’t vote. I’m spechless. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/15 "2019-02-15T19:06:59Z")
Abacab ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/16 "2019-02-16T00:05:03Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [ahem](http://www.carlsjr.com) Hamburger was not a choice. Nor was Carl. No votes for you. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/17 "2019-02-16T14:50:06Z")
1. TV Show A. GLOW B. Dark C. Crown D. Mirror ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/18 "2019-02-16T16:19:40Z")
1. Pain Reliever A. O’er B. ‘Tis C. Ol’ D. I’ve ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/19 "2019-02-16T23:12:11Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > 1. Pain Reliever > > A. O’er > B. ‘Tis > C. Ol’ > D. I’ve Put up all the additions you wish; I will proudly stand by my 30%. Just like that biochem course I hardly took in college. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558/20 "2019-02-17T05:14:22Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Put up all the additions you wish; I will proudly stand by my 30%. Just like that biochem course I hardly took in college. 😃 You voted Candidate 1, didn’t you? Candidate 2 stands for excellence. Candidate 2 would never stand for 30%. Vote Candidate 2! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poll/829558.md?page=2)