# Test Poost **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 21, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207 "2015-04-21T17:20:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/1 "2015-04-21T17:20:32Z")
[ol] [li]Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?[/li] [li]What was the best thing before sliced bread?[/li] [li]Do fish get thirsty?[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/2 "2015-04-21T17:26:40Z")
Poot. ('Scuse me.) Poooooot. (Hee hee. 'Scuse me again.) Poooot-pooot-poooooot. (“Jayzuss, play it again, Pepe!”) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/3 "2015-04-21T17:47:30Z")
If you’re trying to figure out how to hide text from mouseover on the main page, just [encase it in square brackets] and it won’t show up on mouseover. Spoiler-tagged text is, sadly, not hidden on mouseover. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/4 "2015-04-21T18:01:05Z")
You can also disable mouseover popups, which I’ve done for years with great relief from little bits of popup trash wherever I try to park my mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/5 "2015-04-21T20:27:02Z")
Shouldn’t it be “Teest Poost”? ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/6 "2015-04-21T22:30:53Z")
I agree with one of the above messages. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/7 "2015-04-22T16:40:03Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > Shouldn’t it be “Teest Poost”? Nae, laddie. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/8 "2015-04-22T17:16:35Z")
1 and 2 are easy ------ lanolin and cheap hookers. The real question behind #3 is why would fish ever consider drinking the same stuff they copulate and defecate in? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/9 "2015-04-22T19:05:48Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > 1 and 2 are easy ------ lanolin and cheap hookers. The real question behind #3 is why would fish ever consider drinking the same stuff they copulate and defecate in? W.C. Fields? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/10 "2015-04-23T00:30:40Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > W.C. Fields? Paraphrased slightly, but yes. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/11 "2015-04-23T01:39:47Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Paraphrased slightly, but yes. The benefit of a Classical Education. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/12 "2015-04-23T19:45:26Z")
A pøøst bit my sister once. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/13 "2015-04-23T20:04:39Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > A pøøst bit my sister once. You’re my new hero. For now. I’m fickle. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-poost/718207/14 "2015-04-23T21:46:22Z")
FAIL Always proofread your title before poosting.