# Test post go away ... move along ... nothing see here **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 13, 2016, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793 "2016-07-13T05:37:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/1 "2016-07-13T05:37:27Z")
Taste me, taste me, come on and taste me… that’s \*all \*Doral asks. Neither wife nor mistress she was _wife-mistress_. Her biscuits were the very best. She had a big, unshaven vagina and knew how to use it to get what she wanted. And what she wanted at that moment was a shrimp cocktail. She stopped her Louboutin spike heel an inch from his eye. Then tapped his cheek gently with her polished red toe. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/2 "2016-07-13T07:30:46Z")
All these years, and I never knew I was supposed to shave my vagina. Huh. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/3 "2016-07-13T10:09:45Z")
How do you get the razor in there?? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/4 "2016-07-13T13:11:27Z")
With the [Lady Norelco](http://cf.collectorsweekly.com/uploads/2012/09/pink_ladynorelco1.jpg), of course. “Satin Smooth Grooming for Delicate Feminine Skin” ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/5 "2016-07-13T13:21:43Z")
_“Twat? I cunt hear you! I have an infucktion in my ear!”_ - playground chatter right in front of the elderly monitor, ca. 5th grade. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/6 "2016-07-13T13:54:04Z")
::Looks in:: Sorry, I was told there was something to see here. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/7 "2016-07-13T14:41:24Z")
“Dafuq?” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/8 "2016-07-13T14:45:54Z")
I see nuTHINK! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/9 "2016-07-13T14:48:48Z")
> [@astro](#): > > vagina What exactly are you testing? How to spell “vagina”? vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina There, that’s how you spell it. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/10 "2016-07-13T15:15:40Z")
Ranch boy comes home from school all dejected. “Whut’s up, son?” his father asked. “I missed a word on the spellin’ test, Pa.” “Well, one word’s not bad, son… what word was it?” “Posse.” “Well, hell, son, you can’t spell it raht if you can’t even say it raht!” ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/11 "2016-07-13T16:13:54Z")
I’d ask exactly what it was that you were testing, but then I think I really don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/12 "2016-07-13T16:38:16Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > vagina vagina vagina vagina > vagina vagina vagina vagina > vagina vagina vagina vagina > vagina vagina vagina vagina > vagina vagina vagina vagina > vagina vagina vagina vagina mushroom mushroom ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/13 "2016-07-13T16:57:37Z")
This is all so very bush league. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/14 "2016-07-13T18:20:55Z")
Right. More importantly, did she shave her Wombat? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/15 "2016-07-16T23:23:13Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > I’d ask exactly what it was that you were testing, but then I think I really don’t want to know. Maybe he was testing the rules of posting in ATMB? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/16 "2016-07-17T21:19:58Z")
Tex was big man and he rode a big poodle. Robespierre was a mountain of dog 20 hands high with curly steel grey fur and pale eyes. Tex liked to tell people Robespierre “ate lightnin’ and crapped thunder”, but he was, in truth, a gentle soul. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-go-away-move-along-nothing-see-here/759793/17 "2016-07-17T22:18:28Z")
There’s hair _inside_ as well … never knew that … ignorance fought !!!