# Test post - Move along nothing to see here **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 6, 2014, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640 "2014-09-06T06:27:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/1 "2014-09-06T06:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re a doozy Mr. B! Junk in the trunk! Punks in a bunk! Monks in a funk! > [@](#): > > You’re so close but far away > I call you up all night and day > [@](#): > > I"'m the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits." > [@](#): > > Oh, Skeletor, won’t you be my baby > Well, Skeletor, be my own > Got a hank o’ hair and a piece o’ bone > And made a walkin’ talkin’ Skeletor > Well, Skeletor, won’t you be my baby > Well, Skeletor, be my own > What a darn good life > When you got a wife like Skeletor ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/2 "2014-09-06T11:00:24Z")
reported ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/3 "2014-09-06T12:52:45Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > reported Thanks for reporting, we’ll be sure to take some sort of action sometime soon. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/4 "2014-09-06T13:13:01Z")
This goes into the “what is he testing” test post file. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/5 "2014-09-06T13:22:41Z")
It was time for Elmo to leave the order. Past time. Detaching the large, soft globes and putting them back in the case Josie chose instead a pair of compact titanium action breasts and clicked them into place. Lana was intrigued at the anatomical differences between a Kryptonian penis and a human penis. The miniature bulldozer allowed him to complete the construction of the driveway in less than a day. Sitting in the cab he offered a silent prayer to Jah. It was truly an age of miracles. Being gay was harder than Carl had imagined. Living a lie was wrong, but at least no one expected him to cough up fashion advice like some “Queer Eye” Pez dispenser. His hair was parted to the side and slicked down with goose fat. He fancied himself as sleek as a New York beaver and the women seemed to agree. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/6 "2014-09-06T18:22:10Z")
Test Ad Hominem attack against the OP. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/7 "2014-09-07T12:56:44Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > This goes into the “what is he testing” test post file. What’s he building in there? ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/8 "2014-09-07T13:37:18Z")
What in the world does he need 100 virgins for? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/9 "2014-09-08T01:00:19Z")
Should I report false “reported”'s? ETA: **kayaker** is a bad bad man. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/10 "2014-09-08T02:50:25Z")
Maybe it was a “Test” reported? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/11 "2014-09-08T10:50:28Z")
> [@astro](#): > > It was time for Elmo to leave the order. Past time. > > Detaching the large, soft globes and putting them back in the case Josie chose instead a pair of compact titanium action breasts and clicked them into place. > > Lana was intrigued at the anatomical differences between a Kryptonian penis and a human penis. > > The miniature bulldozer allowed him to complete the construction of the driveway in less than a day. Sitting in the cab he offered a silent prayer to Jah. It was truly an age of miracles. > > Being gay was harder than Carl had imagined. Living a lie was wrong, but at least no one expected him to cough up fashion advice like some “Queer Eye” Pez dispenser. > > His hair was parted to the side and slicked down with goose fat. He fancied himself as sleek as a New York beaver and the women seemed to agree. Some of these Bulwer-Litton entries need work. One sentence only! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/12 "2014-09-08T11:35:21Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > ETA: **kayaker** is a bad bad man. You mean I make bad, bad posts? (Not reported. Also not Jr. Modded)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post-move-along-nothing-to-see-here/697640/13 "2014-09-08T12:30:55Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > This goes into the “what is he testing” test post file. Whether or not an initial quote shows up on mouseover?