# Test post **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [March 30, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598 "2016-03-30T01:52:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/1 "2016-03-30T01:52:00Z")
testtesttesttest ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/2 "2016-03-30T01:56:17Z")
Test response. Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/3 "2016-03-30T03:09:36Z")
Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris… ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/4 "2016-03-30T03:13:31Z")
I want to see it work on a person. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/5 "2016-03-30T03:26:31Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Test response. > > Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3? 1. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/6 "2016-03-30T03:30:39Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris… What’s a tortoise? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/7 "2016-03-30T06:22:42Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > What’s a tortoise? Testudo. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/8 "2016-03-30T07:11:21Z")
Test Post: True or False 1. George Washington is never known to have travelled to Illinois 2. An orange’s seeds contain more vitamin C than its pulp 3. Ed Asner had no children 4. No Academy Award Best Picture title has contained a “Q” 5. Saran Wrap was named after someone whose name was Saran 6. No US Vice-President president has been named David 7. Kumquats are actually a berry 8. Blackbeard the pirate was married to a minister’s daughter 9. July Garland was allergic to peanuts 10. Iowa stretches more to the east than Texas ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/9 "2016-03-30T22:51:36Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > What’s a tortoise? Do you know what a turtle is? Same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/10 "2016-04-03T16:30:32Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Test Post: > > True or False > > 1. George Washington is never known to have travelled to Illinois > 2. An orange’s seeds contain more vitamin C than its pulp > 3. Ed Asner had no children > 4. No Academy Award Best Picture title has contained a “Q” > 5. Saran Wrap was named after someone whose name was Saran > 6. No US Vice-President president has been named David > 7. Kumquats are actually a berry > 8. Blackbeard the pirate was married to a minister’s daughter > 9. July Garland was allergic to peanuts > 10. Iowa stretches more to the east than Texas If no one answers, the elements in **Biotop** ’s post cited here are neither true nor false. Very S-catlike. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/11 "2016-04-05T01:59:33Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > If no one answers, the elements in **Biotop** ’s post cited here are neither true nor false. > > Very S-catlike. I knew I should have posted a multiple choice test instead. Life is all about multiple choices and very little is either truly true or absolutely false. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/12 "2016-04-06T17:27:44Z")
Seriously, were you trying to construct a poll-kludge to get binary responses? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/13 "2016-04-06T17:32:04Z")
ETA: Do people still say “kludge”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/750598/14 "2016-04-06T17:40:36Z")
> [@Richard\_Parker](#): > > testtesttesttest D-. No capitals, no spaces between the words, no punctuation. You avoided an F by the clever use of alliteration.