# Test post **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 19, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953 "2018-01-19T06:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/1 "2018-01-19T06:48:24Z")
Test test2 ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/2 "2018-01-19T07:59:44Z")
1. The Hilton Hotel chain had the opportunity to hire 3 nice people or 4 not-nice people. Which did they hire and why? 2. If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City? 3. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book) 4. Speaking of animals: Pa Bear, Ma Bear and Baby Bear came home and found Goldilocks sleeping in their home. They chased her away. What kind of Bear is the daddy bear? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/3 "2018-01-19T08:37:57Z")
That’s not quite Trumps cognitive test that he aced, now is it? ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/4 "2018-01-19T09:06:39Z")
How many joints are in a lid?:dubious:😃 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/5 "2018-01-19T13:46:00Z")
> [@BobBitchin](#): > > How many joints are in a lid?:dubious:😃 Uh, one? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/6 "2018-01-19T13:48:09Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > Uh, one? If you bought the Big Bambu album it came with a paper big enough to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/7 "2018-01-19T15:09:26Z")
1. The Hilton Hotel chain had the opportunity to hire 3 nice people or 4 not-nice people. Which did they hire and why? **All of them, 'cause tax cuts** 2. If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City? **In North Korea they shoot the survivors so they cannot disparage the government by telling stories of the decrepit aircraft, then bury them outside the city** 3. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book) **False. They dressed as European Wildebeests, as it is well known that African Wildebeests could not migrate that far. It was in all the gnus papers of the time** 4. Speaking of animals: Pa Bear, Ma Bear and Baby Bear came home and found Goldilocks sleeping in their home. They chased her away. What kind of Bear is the daddy bear? **Intolerant of the homeless** ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/8 "2018-01-19T15:36:44Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > 1. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book) **False. They dressed as European Wildebeests, as it is well known that African Wildebeests could not migrate that far. It was in all the gnus papers of the time** Fake news! They could if they were unladen. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/9 "2018-01-19T16:16:56Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City? **In North Korea they shoot the survivors so they cannot disparage the government by telling stories of the decrepit aircraft, then bury them outside the city** Why waste bullets? Just go ahead and bury them. They’ll be dead in a few hours. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/10 "2018-01-19T16:18:48Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > 1. The Hilton Hotel chain had the opportunity to hire 3 nice people or 4 not-nice people. Which did they hire and why? **All of them, 'cause tax cuts** > > 2. If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City? **In North Korea they shoot the survivors so they cannot disparage the government by telling stories of the decrepit aircraft, then bury them outside the city** > > 3. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book) **False. They dressed as European Wildebeests, as it is well known that African Wildebeests could not migrate that far. It was in all the gnus papers of the time** > > 4. Speaking of animals: Pa Bear, Ma Bear and Baby Bear came home and found Goldilocks sleeping in their home. They chased her away. What kind of Bear is the daddy bear? **Intolerant of the homeless** Correct on numbers 2 and 3. However number 1 is wrong and we are not considering the character of the Bear in question 4. No evidence has been provided that Goldilocks was homeless, only that she was sleepy. How can a Bear, a father, allow strange women to break into his home? Then there is the matter of the porridge. No, calling the bear intolerant is unfair. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/11 "2018-01-19T16:19:48Z")
If a male Doper posts a test on the SDMB and it wasn’t read by a female Doper, is he still wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/12 "2018-01-19T16:22:01Z")
What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/13 "2018-01-19T16:27:12Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening? Some variety of desert dwelling lizard I believe. The sand is cool enough in the morning to put all four feet down. By noon it’s too hot for that and the lizard has to keep two of it’s feet in the air at all times to cool. By evening it only needs to keep one foot in the air. There used to be some other answer that disregarded the fact that most people will be using a walker in their old age so they’re walking on six legs at that point. Not to mention all the people who will be rolling on four wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/14 "2018-01-19T17:14:19Z")
A flea could have started the day on my cat, jumped on me when I came home from lunch, and then jumped back on the cat while she slept last night on the padded barstool. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/15 "2018-01-19T18:30:00Z")
[ul] [li]Is it faster to New York than by plane?[/li][li]How can you be at two places at once if you’re not anywhere at all?[/li][li]How is it possible to get off a nonstop flight?[/li][li]What is the difference between a duck?[/li][/ul] Bonus Question: [ul] [li]How do you dilute water?[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/16 "2018-01-19T18:44:53Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > Bonus Question: > [ul] > [li]How do you dilute water?[/li][/ul] Remove the homeopathic memories of actual drugs retained by the water. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/17 "2018-01-19T19:56:06Z")
Yeah, well, Do you walk to school or carry your lunch? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/18 "2018-01-20T00:45:44Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > [ul] > [li]Is it faster to New York than by plane?[/li][li]How can you be at two places at once if you’re not anywhere at all?[/li][li]How is it possible to get off a nonstop flight?[/li][li]What is the difference between a duck?[/li][/ul] > Bonus Question: > [ul] > [li]How do you dilute water?[/li][/ul] 1. Yes. Faster is relative. I have relatives in New Jersey. 2. No place is a single place. Also: twins 3. Like D.B. Cooper did. 4. There was a difference between the duck in Dickens’ classic _Teal of TwoCities_. So six. Bonus: Evaporate in a vacuum. Too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/19 "2018-01-20T00:46:49Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Yeah, well, Do you walk to school or carry your lunch? I carry my lunch. Sandwich, chips, tea. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953/20 "2018-01-20T01:20:00Z")
What is the sound of an exploding sheep? Sis, boom, bah. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-post/806953.md?page=2)