# Test. Sleath emoticons?

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**Created:** [January 10, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401 "2010-01-10T17:04:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/1 "2010-01-10T17:04:17Z")

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Gimme a minute, Gerty.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/2 "2010-01-10T17:05:21Z")

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> [@For Single Straight Men Only--If the Average Woman in a Bar...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-single-straight-men-only-if-the-average-woman-in-a-bar/524343/53):
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> You said the SDMB doesn’t have “real men”.😃

??

You said the SDMB doesn’t have “real men”.😃

😃

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/3 "2010-01-10T17:10:32Z")

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> [@For Single Straight Men Only--If the Average Woman in a Bar...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-single-straight-men-only-if-the-average-woman-in-a-bar/524343/53):
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> You said the SDMB doesn’t have “real men”.😃

??

You said the SDMB doesn’t have “real men”.😃

😃

😃

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/4 "2010-01-10T17:15:35Z")

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:)😕:eek::mad::rolleyes:🆒:p;):D:o:dubious::(:smack:

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Okay! Well there you have it, folks. This little bugger “: D” is hiding from me.

In case anyone is wondering what the hell I’m doing, I responded to a post by msmith that I saw in another thread, and after quoting, I saw there was a “: D” in his response that did not appear to me in the post when I read it. My quoted response to him, “: D” included, did not display the emoticon either. So here I am trying to see what in blazes is going on. Is that emoticon gone now, or what?

One more time:  
😃

(preview)

(shakes first) No little green guy.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/5 "2010-01-10T17:25:57Z")

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Lady, the little green guy is all over your last three posts.

If you can’t see it, your computer is broken. You need to buy a new one (a quad core pentium with 16gb ram and a top of the range graphics card should enable you to see that smiley)

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/6 "2010-01-10T17:34:41Z")

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I meant “Stealth” emoticons, obviously.

I used to see the little green smiley all the time, and now I don’t. Hmm, I’m all over buying a new computer then. Where should I set my price range? $2,000s? $3,000s? I’d like the new computer to cost more than my car.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/7 "2010-01-10T17:34:46Z")

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EBTLTA: Was ‘Sleath’ meant to be ‘Stealth’? If so, you can guess how much more confusing your thread was. What the hell is a sleath emoticon?  
And it is also why I came into this thread in the first place (to find out what these new-fangles sleath emoticons were)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/8 "2010-01-10T17:36:14Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> I meant “Stealth” emoticons, obviously.
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> I used to see the little green smiley all the time, and now I don’t. Hmm, I’m all over buying a new computer then. Where should I set my price range? $2,000s? $3,000s? I’d like the new computer to cost more than my car.

Well you can go as high as $6000 when buying an alienware PC, but $3000 should just about do it.

of course, the main point would be to display that smiley. But as a bonus you’d be able to play nice computer games also.

(But you’d probably have to switch off the smiley displaying feature. It can hog resources)

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/9 "2010-01-10T22:38:05Z")

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Okay, I restarted Firefox, and now the little green guy is all over the place. I still think I’ll buy a $6,000 computer though. Just to be safe.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/10 "2010-01-11T11:26:49Z")

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😃 \<-seriously what I was doing while reading this thread.

Yeah, it’s likely that your Internet cache was corrupted. The image was either downloaded incorrectly, or got messed up in memory due to a stray electron or something. Restarting Firefox forced it to check the file and download it again if it was broken.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/11 "2010-01-11T22:41:05Z")

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God dammit, **MOL** , you got me all excited to find out what a \*\*sleath emoticon \*\*was. If my name weren’t so god-damned awesome already, I’d change it to that right now.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/12 "2010-01-12T22:20:19Z")

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Trust me, you don’t want to see the **Sleath Emoticon.** ::shiver:: So. Horrible.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/13 "2010-01-13T00:11:38Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Trust me, you don’t want to see the **Sleath Emoticon.** ::shiver:: So. Horrible.

[They’re not _that_ bad.](http://sleath.deviantart.com/)

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/14 "2010-01-13T00:52:32Z")

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Very creepy.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/15 "2010-01-13T01:40:26Z")

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I’m going to try to get my wife to sign up for the Dope as **Sleath Emoticon**.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-sleath-emoticons/524401/16 "2010-01-13T21:22:16Z")

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If I ever join another forum somewhere, that’ll be my user name.
