# Test thread **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [May 13, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241 "2009-05-13T01:30:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/1 "2009-05-13T01:30:56Z")
Kimota! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/2 "2009-05-13T01:31:59Z")
Unctuous oozer ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/3 "2009-05-13T01:33:36Z")
Don’t play grabass with an infectious lass!~ ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/4 "2009-05-13T01:36:08Z")
They filled him full of argonite ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/5 "2009-05-13T01:54:37Z")
idly considering the rise of your hip and the swell of your breast crashing against the endless shore of a lazy summer day white sails flapping in the breeze clouds skitter past coiling and boiling into themselves buoyed on a rising wind ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/6 "2009-05-13T01:57:02Z")
_This Is Your Valentine My Valentine To You relative reality is handy contextual candy until the urgent, electric day comes calling and the lemon sun is burning then with scales falling it’s late too late the stars are turning another days begun once I was yours and you were mine but that was just a notion and you made a motion now you’re free Unshackled ! mankind sings your praises Prometheus fights with Smokey the Bear Only YOU can prevent forest fires. crush the embers and cover the ashes with dirt Farewell Sweet Girl I Loved You So So very so_ ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/7 "2009-05-13T02:00:01Z")
[SIZE=“3”]a random cripple flowing in a Georgia wood time swirls away my tiny daughter twirling in the sunlight her gingham pinafore billowing spirals up from the damp loam past the smoldering conifers over the ocher hills curling smoke a breathless wisp i flew chasing her caprice into the burning day[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/8 "2009-05-13T02:03:13Z")
[SIZE=“3”]wind shivered leaves arcing on tired stems blazing gold and crimson sun sugars changing breaking free fluttering down skittering past empty streets kissing the earth wheeling into the wind on a lemon bright, cloudless day the sky is opening into the heavens I am falling to you[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/9 "2009-05-13T02:05:35Z")
\*a strange little star twinkled into life as you tumbled into the world collapsing in your bed at the end of the day dark cars outside sliding past in puddles splashing your children striding past you into infinity the earth precesses whirling about it’s axis the arrow of time brushes past your face the deafening buzz of a distracted life recedes\* ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/10 "2009-05-13T02:08:42Z")
ADAM-12 comes now the urgent man whom duty calls to answer impugning fingers swarming, quick, grasping lithe, snatching crawl with quiet, scuttling politics over the husk of a real life no justice for the abandoned a sea of dead promises and credulous notions the fashion of the time the way of all things see the man ADAM 12 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/11 "2009-05-13T02:09:47Z")
\*Only John Barelycorn remained standing \* ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/12 "2009-05-13T23:36:16Z")
Just checking ---
**Author:** ![Scruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Scruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruff)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/496241/13 "2009-05-14T19:24:09Z")
Shiny! Also, just a test.