# Test thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042 "2011-11-15T19:36:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/1 "2011-11-15T19:36:22Z")

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This is a test thread. If a couple people could post something that I could test TapTalk’s moderator tools I would appreciate it. Thank you!

test

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/2 "2011-11-15T19:41:39Z")

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Is this a trick?

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/3 "2011-11-15T19:42:54Z")

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No! Not at all. I just realized Tapa talk offered the moderator tools and I wanted to try them. I suppose I could moderate my own posts but where’s the fun in that?

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/4 "2011-11-15T19:47:33Z")

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Wait a minute. Moderator tools? So you want to issue a warning/ban someone/kick them with jackboots from your mobile device? Technology is getting out of hand.

Moderate away. Please don’t make it so I have to open a thread asking my warning/banning/footprint marks on my backside be rescinded.

Respectfully submitted,  
Lare

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/5 "2011-11-15T20:02:58Z")

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> [@Lare](#):
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> So you want to issue a warning/ban someone/kick them with jackboots from your mobile device?

I don’t think anyone can type on those little bitty keyboards with jack boots on, Lare.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/6 "2011-11-15T20:11:58Z")

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Can you correct my spelling errors?

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/7 "2011-11-15T20:15:44Z")

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Having had some time to think about it, I can’t help but wonder if she can make me a mod from TapTalk. I don’t know if I want to be a mod here (I’m way too sensitive to survive the ATMB pittings) but I’ve got a good tagline if I could moderate in ALL the forums…

Lare  
Moderation in everything.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/8 "2011-11-15T20:22:08Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Can you corect my spllinge erors?

What’s wrong with your [splinge](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splinge)?

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/9 "2011-11-15T20:35:29Z")

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It is [splinched](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Splinching)

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/10 "2011-11-15T20:47:53Z")

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There once was a mod, Ellen Cherry,  
Who modded remotely (quite scary!)  
But her wireless splinched  
And her doom, it was cinched  
For her jackboots wound up in Roxbury.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/11 "2011-11-15T21:01:56Z")

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Oh that was lovely indeed.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/12 "2011-11-15T21:02:42Z")

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Tapatalk adds the sig to every post. Weird.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/13 "2011-11-15T21:03:31Z")

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> [@Lare](#):
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> Wait a minute. Moderator tools? So you want to issue a warning/ban someone/kick them with jackboots from your mobile device? Technology is getting out of hand.
> 
> Moderate away. Please don’t make it so I have to open a thread asking my warning/banning/footprint marks on my backside be rescinded.
> 
> Respectfully submitted,  
> Lare

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/14 "2011-11-15T21:03:35Z")

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Some are born to moderate, and some are born to be moderated. I am one of the latter.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/15 "2011-11-15T21:08:21Z")

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Ivory’s gonna come after me with a big stick if I’m not careful.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/16 "2011-11-15T21:42:44Z")

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Words.

Words words words words words. Words words. Words.

Word.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/17 "2011-11-16T00:14:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I don’t think anyone can type on those little bitty keyboards with jack boots on, Lare.

**Ellen Cherry** types with her toes? 😕

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/18 "2011-11-16T00:23:54Z")

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I dare you to moderate this post!

\<this space intentionally left blank\>

-D/a

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/19 "2011-11-16T00:33:54Z")

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I find it interesting that “test thread” is an anagram of Darth Teste.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/20 "2011-11-16T00:35:47Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> Ivory’s gonna come after me with a big stick if I’m not careful.

Hello?

Someone called?

I’ve never been a sig before! I feel all twitterpated!

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