# Test thread **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [November 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042 "2011-11-15T19:36:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/21 "2011-11-16T01:29:13Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I feel all twitterpated! Does your Mother know that you use words like that? For shame! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/22 "2011-11-16T01:45:03Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > There once was a mod, Ellen Cherry, > Who modded remotely (quite scary!) > But her wireless splinched > And her doom, it was cinched > For her jackboots wound up in Roxbury. Wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/23 "2011-11-16T02:39:33Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I find it interesting that “test thread” is an anagram of Darth Teste. I find it interesting that “Darth Teste” is a good name for a band. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/24 "2011-11-16T03:30:33Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Does your Mother know that you use words like that? > For shame! She’d be all discombobulated and intercalated if she knew! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/25 "2011-11-16T03:34:25Z")
Since you opened this thread I’d just like to say that you are the bestest, **Ellen Cherry**. ETA: And cute! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/26 "2011-11-16T10:55:28Z")
You obviously haven’t seen me typing with my toes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/27 "2011-11-16T13:54:16Z")
Whilst remotely modding one day Her toes assumed quite a wide splay The unintended consequences thereof What with typing through white cotton kid gloves Allowed Ellen to ignore the syntactic violations. 😃 Modding from the bus. Modding from the elevator. Modding while buying broccoli. Modding while melting sugar down into a reduction to use as a lovely crystalline glaze over sweet potatoes sculpted into the likeness of Cecil Adams. What’s the world come to ?? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/28 "2011-11-16T13:56:40Z")
ITD was all twitterpated As Ellen’s toes tapped away, all elated. In the background they heard A perfectly cromulent word: Darth Teste singing their hit “Intercalated.” ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/29 "2011-11-16T13:58:26Z")
And if I wind up banned you’ll know the reason why 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/30 "2011-11-16T14:26:06Z")
If horrifying puns and embarrassing limericks became ban-worthy offenses, we’d lose our most talented posters. I really find it hard to get through the day without at least one terrible pun. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/31 "2011-11-16T14:43:56Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > If horrifying puns and embarrassing limericks became ban-worthy offenses, we’d lose our most talented posters. I really find it hard to get through the day without at least one terrible pun. So _thats_ how they get away with it! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/32 "2011-11-18T09:41:00Z")
Poke. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/33 "2011-11-18T14:37:31Z")
If you get the iMod app, it includes the iBan app at no extra charge. I understand that there is a virtual iSlap mod in the works too. Technology is great. ---
**Author:** ![doctor117](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@doctor117](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctor117)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/34 "2011-11-18T15:30:55Z")
can i post? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/35 "2011-11-18T15:31:40Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Poke. Pig in a ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/36 "2011-11-18T19:47:15Z")
**Ellen,** can I get an official moderator warning? I’ve been working on my new “bad boy” image and need the warning for street cred. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/37 "2011-11-18T20:01:26Z")
\*\*Shakes \*\*wanted a moderator warning To give his new bad boy image a dawning. \*\*Ellen \*\*used her iMod app To give \*\*Shakes \*\*such a slap! When he landed his street cred was spawning. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/38 "2011-11-18T20:02:00Z")
I make some sh-t up if you’d like. Say you called me a dukey butt or something. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/39 "2011-11-18T20:36:16Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Poke. Mommmmmmmmm, he’s touching me!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-thread/603042/40 "2011-11-18T20:56:02Z")
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