# Test your gaydar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709 "2005-10-04T05:57:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/1 "2005-10-04T05:57:11Z")

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I took the gaydar test  
[http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar](http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar)

Woo hoo! 🆒 I totally rock. My result:

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 **You remarkably scored 85% 

You personally got 17 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. *Overall, you guessed better than 94% of all test takers.***

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94th percentile! It isn’t surprising that I guessed women better than men: I’m a dyke myself, this confirms it.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/2 "2005-10-04T06:09:08Z")

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First time I got 70%, the second 75%. Both times I was better at recognizing the girls.

I think I’m better than that in real life though.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/3 "2005-10-04T06:09:27Z")

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A Google ad for the US Navy…nice.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/4 "2005-10-04T06:10:12Z")

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My gayday doesn’t work so well.

I scored 70%

You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 59% of all test takers.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/5 "2005-10-04T06:11:21Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> My gayday doesn’t work so well.

gaydar! :smack:

When, oh when are we going to get an “edit post” function on this board??

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/6 "2005-10-04T06:36:57Z")

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I got 45%.

No wonder I’m single.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/7 "2005-10-04T06:46:12Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> My gayday doesn’t work so well.
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> I scored 70%

So did I (I was better at girls than guys). I don’t think that’s so bad, though…only a 30% margin of potential embarrassment. \>\_\>

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/8 "2005-10-04T06:57:33Z")

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65%

I’ve been told I’m cute enough to be go, so I wonder if that’s worth anything.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/9 "2005-10-04T06:58:46Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> 65%
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> I’ve been told I’m cute enough to be go, so I wonder if that’s worth anything.

cute enough to be _gay_. Gah, I hate typos.

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**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/10 "2005-10-04T07:09:34Z")

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You personally got 10 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 9% of all test takers.

Ahahaha! I lose.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/11 "2005-10-04T07:13:50Z")

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Yeah I sucked at that, but I don’t think Gaydar works unless it’s a real-life situation. There’s much more to my “gaydar” than just the person’s appearance.

Apparently they switch the pictures each test, or I’d point out a certain gentleman in one of the pictures who was rather obviously well endowed. That or his shorts had a very, very strange wrinkle. By his knee. 😉

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/12 "2005-10-04T08:53:49Z")

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I got 80%. But I’m European.

[sub]Who remembers THAT website?[/sub]  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/13 "2005-10-04T09:09:59Z")

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You personally got 15 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 75% of all test takers.

Wooot!

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/14 "2005-10-04T09:46:03Z")

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I rock!  
18/20= **90%**  
Better than 98% of people who took the test.

I’m better at guys than girls, but my gaydar is apparently in full working order.  
I blame the girls secondary school (which was a hotbed of teen lesbianism) and too many nights out in gay clubs (with aforementioned teen lesbians).

Oh, and the fact that I’m bisexual (but in a monogamous het relationship).

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**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/15 "2005-10-04T10:24:42Z")

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70%, and was better able to recognize girls.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/16 "2005-10-04T10:50:53Z")

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65%, and I pretty much just picked randomly. Maybe I’m not attuned or maybe I just don’t care about someone else’s sexuality.

One thought I had - how much did the background of each picture influence people’s choices? How different would the results be if everyone stood in front of a plain wall?

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/17 "2005-10-04T10:50:57Z")

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I got 90% I always was a good test taker. 😃

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/18 "2005-10-04T10:53:08Z")

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I wasn’t looking at the backgrounds, more at clothing, hairstyle, jewelry and the way the person presented themselves in the photo. The things that people use to show their personality.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/19 "2005-10-04T11:12:16Z")

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Exactly. If a girl is sporting a 3" cross on a necklace, chances are she’s not a card-carrying lesbian. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-gaydar/324709/20 "2005-10-04T11:47:31Z")

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I got 90% (18 out of 20) and was better at recognizing guys than girls.

In real life my gaydar’s a little more broken. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been sure a guy was gay and then found out he was a conservative Christian and claimed to be hetero. (Maybe my gaydar is really _good_ and is finding all the closet cases.)

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