# Test Your Movie Knowledge: Part VI!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809 "2003-08-31T14:50:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/121 "2003-09-07T12:36:00Z")

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HF\_7: “Everything I needed to know about living in an oil tanker, I learned from Dennis Hopper.”

Waterworld

Ril\_1: Everything I needed to know about ballet, I learned from Kate Winslet.

Titanic?

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/122 "2003-09-07T12:37:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gawen \*  
> \*\*  
> Ril\_1: Everything I needed to know about ballet, I learned from Kate Winslet.
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> Titanic? \*\*

Correct!

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**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/123 "2003-09-07T13:30:00Z")

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a few more:

gaw\_6: Everything i needed to know about tits i learned it from Cloe Sevigny

gaw\_7:everything i needed to know about taxidermy i learned it from Samuel Lebihan

gaw\_8: everything i needed to know about bartending i learned it from Pierce Brosnan

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/124 "2003-09-07T14:22:21Z")

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> \*\*P1 = The Spy Who Loved Me?
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> P2 = Indiana Jones and Da Temple O’ Doom
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> P3 = Finding Nemo\*\*

1 and 3 are right, but 2 isn’t _Temple_.

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> \*\*Ril\_2: Everything I needed to know about the importance of clerical skills in the job market, I learned from Steve Buscemi.
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> Ril\_4: Everything I needed to know about simmering tomato gravy without burning it, I learned from Ray Liotta. \*\*

Ril\_2: _Reservoir Dogs_

Ril\_4: _Goodfellas_?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/125 "2003-09-07T14:40:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gawen \*  
> \*\*a few more:
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> gaw\_6: Everything i needed to know about tits i learned it from Cloe Sevigny\*\*

Boys Don’t Cry

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**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/126 "2003-09-07T15:17:43Z")

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nope, i don’t think she was in “Boys don’t cry”

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/127 "2003-09-07T17:30:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gawen \*  
> \*\*nope, i don’t think she was in “Boys don’t cry” \*\*

Yes she was, and she bared her boobs.

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**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/128 "2003-09-07T17:58:24Z")

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oh yes i’d forgotten, well i wasn’t thinking about this one,  
think duct tape

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/129 "2003-09-07T20:44:55Z")

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P2: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/130 "2003-09-07T22:24:07Z")

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Okay, the 3rd guess ought to get it, huh?

P2 = Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

:smack: I went straight from the Knight’s Templar thread to this one and had “Temple” on the brain.

HF\_7 & 8 have been correctly guessed, so that leaves:

HF\_10: “Everything I needed to know about The Flying Elvises, I learned from Nicolas Cage.”

New ones:

HF\_11: “Everything I needed to know about cross-dressing, I learned from Robin Williams.”

HF\_12: “Everything I needed to know about wearing fuzzy pink bunny slippers, I learned from Harvy Fierstein.”

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/131 "2003-09-08T02:17:55Z")

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> _Originally posted by Sublight_  
> ED1: All I know about children’s books I learned from Alan Rickman  
> Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (?)  
> If not that, then Hjælp, jeg er en fisk

Neither are correct. Although the Harry Potter angle (never read em or seen the movies) is a great angle, I’m thinking of a movie that involves **much** more grown up fare than the clue implies.  
I think I know a bunch of these new ones:

CP10: Everything I needed to know about phone sex calling I learned from Jennifer Jason Leigh  
**Short Cuts**

HF\_8: “Everything I needed to know about avoiding a fight, I learned from Casey Siemaszko.” (I hope someone has seen this movie besides me.)  
_Already been answered…just chiming in with “Saw it too and loved it!”_

HF\_10: “Everything I needed to know about The Flying Elvises, I learned from Nicolas Cage.”  
**Honeymoon in Vegas**

HF\_11: “Everything I needed to know about cross-dressing, I learned from Robin Williams.”  
**Mrs. Doubtfire**

HF\_12: “Everything I needed to know about wearing fuzzy pink bunny slippers, I learned from Harvy Fierstein.”  
**Independence Day?**

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/132 "2003-09-08T02:41:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
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> Ril\_2: _Reservoir Dogs_
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> Ril\_4: _Goodfellas_? \*\*

Right and right!

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/133 "2003-09-08T02:45:36Z")

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Oooh…can I try?

WaM\_1: Everything I needed to know about suicide I learned from Bud Cort.

WaM\_2: Everything I needed to know about Chicago I learned from John Belushi. (this one is easy)

WaM\_3: Everything I needed to know about the onset of female puberty I learned from Heather Matarazzo.

WaM\_4: Everything I needed to know about Viper booze I learned from Mike Lackey. (this one is very obscure…I’ll be interested to see if anyone gets it)

WaM\_5: Everything I needed to know about destroying planets I learned from Brian Narelle. (also very obscure…made by a big name director before he was a big name director…actually this is his final work as a student at his university)

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/134 "2003-09-08T03:31:22Z")

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WaM\_2 = The Blues Brothers

WaM\_5 = Dark Star (I even have an original VHS tape of this! Found in a bargain bin!)

**Ellis Dee** got HF\_10 & 11 right, but no on HF\_12. Please try again. (Hint: it’s kind of related to the Robin Williams/cross-dressing clue.)

I’m glad to see there are some people who have actually seen one of my favorite movies (Three O’Clock High; give it a shot, you’ll like it).

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/135 "2003-09-08T03:43:33Z")

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Hrmmm, I need some more clues out there.

HF\_13: “Everything I needed to know about mechanical hands, I learned from Michael Ironside.”

HF\_14: “Everything I needed to know about, ummm, cybernetic penises, I learned from Dennis Hopper.” (Hope you’ve been watching your B movies like you should.)

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/136 "2003-09-08T03:59:15Z")

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HF\_13: Starship Troopers

HF\_14: Space Truckers?

I’m impressed you got Dark Star though…very good! Incredibly cheesy movie but some excellent dialogue. Their attempts to engage a smart bomb in a philosophical discussion to keep it from detonating is classic (not to mention the space alien that was a beach ball)!

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/137 "2003-09-08T04:12:23Z")

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In the mood to come up with some more clues:

LSD10: All I know about the Hamptons I learned from Dominique Swain

LSD11: All I know about house arrest I learned from Robin Tunney

LSD12: All I know about “what comes next” I learned from Alicia Witt

LSD13: All I know about groupies I learned from Dominique Swain

(I’ve been on a redhead kick lately.)

LSD14: All I know about hot wax I learned from Bijou Phillips

LSD15: All I know about acid trips I learned from Alan Alda

LSD16: All I know about rendering fat I learned from Brad Pitt

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HF\_14: “Everything I needed to know about, ummm, cybernetic penises, I learned from Dennis Hopper.” (Hope you’ve been watching your B movies like you should.)  
**Space Truckers**?

Well, I see on preview I was beaten to HF\_14, but dammit, I’m proud I guessed it “first”. hehheh.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/138 "2003-09-08T04:17:39Z")

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I’m starting to worry about ED1, so let me alter the clue, and give an additional one:

ED1: All I know about children’s books I learned from Madeleine Stowe  
ED1a: All I know about communism I learned from Alan Rickman

I so hope somebody gets this, only because I dig this movie so much I want others to see it. (I’m a sick puppy.)

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/139 "2003-09-08T04:18:18Z")

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Very good on Space Truckers, **Whack-a-Mole**. I think that was a straight-to-video release. You are also correct on HF\_13 of course.

But now I must add more…

HF\_15: “Everything I needed to know about rat monkeys, I learned from Peter Jackson.”

HF\_16: “Everything I needed to know about lounge singing, I learned from Michelle Pfeiffer.”

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/140 "2003-09-08T04:23:19Z")

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HF\_16: “Everything I needed to know about lounge singing, I learned from Michelle Pfeiffer.”  
**Tequila Sunrise**

Oh, sure. Whack-A-Mole gets the credit. Glory hound.

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