# Test Your Movie Knowledge: Part VI!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809 "2003-08-31T14:50:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/141 "2003-09-08T04:34:07Z")

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ED1 = Rasputin?

LSD16 = Fight Club

HF\_17: “Everything I needed to know about pyrokinesis, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”

HF\_18: “Everything I needed to know about reporting my own murder, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/142 "2003-09-08T04:37:24Z")

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Good guess with Tequila Sunrise (which I haven’t seen), **ED** , but not the one I was thinking of. There’s another answer.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/143 "2003-09-08T04:48:50Z")

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LSD16: All I know about rendering fat I learned from Brad Pitt  
**Fight Club**

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/144 "2003-09-08T04:51:12Z")

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HF\_17: “Everything I needed to know about pyrokinesis, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”  
**Firestarter**

HF\_18: “Everything I needed to know about reporting my own murder, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”  
**D.O.A.**

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/145 "2003-09-08T04:56:04Z")

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> HF\_17: “Everything I needed to know about pyrokinesis, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”  
> **Firestarter**

That’s wrong…

All I can think is **Dragonheart** or maybe **Dreamscape** but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen either so I’m unsure.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/146 "2003-09-08T05:05:50Z")

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Correct on HF\_18, but wrong on all counts for HF\_17 **Whack-a-Mole**. I don’t remember the movie hitting the theaters but it showed up on cable a lot for a while. Here’s another hint: the movie’s name is a takeoff of an Oliver Stone TV miniseries about media in the near future. It even takes a crack at the main technology the miniseries centers on in a few scenes here and there.

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**Author:** ![cheesepickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@cheesepickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheesepickles)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/147 "2003-09-08T11:30:18Z")

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Wam1:Harold&Maude  
Wam3:Welcome to the dollhouse

Everything I needed to know about smoking opium I learned from julie christie.

Everything I needed to know about closing I learned from Alec Baldwin.

Everything I needed to know about boxing I learned from Montgomery Clift

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/148 "2003-09-08T11:55:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cheesepickles \*  
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> Everything I needed to know about closing I learned from Alec Baldwin.  
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**Glengarry Glen Ross**.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/149 "2003-09-08T13:40:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
> \*\*TE4: Everything I needed to know about self-defense with dashboard accessories I learned from Kristy Swanson.  
> _The Chase_?

Bing bing bing! We have a winnah! 😃

That leaves these of mine outstanding:

## TE1: Everything I needed to know about female anatomy I learned from Pauline Collins TE2: Everything I needed to know about dealing with unwanted rodents I learned from Bridget Fonda TE5: Everything I needed to know about subtle applause I learned from Lucy Lee Flippin

Some answers:

Ril\_3: Chicken Run (knitting/Jane Horrocks)  
gaw\_6: If These Walls Could Talk 2 (tits/Chloe Sevigny)  
HF16: The Fabulous Baker Boys (lounge singing/Michelle Pfeiffer)

And a couple more, for kicks:

TE6: Everything I needed to know about stylish accessorizing I learned from John Candy  
TE7: Everything I needed to know about unbeatable football defense I learned from Mariel Hemingway

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/150 "2003-09-08T13:44:05Z")

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> _Originally posted by TeaElle \*  
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> Ril\_3: Chicken Run (knitting/Jane Horrocks)_\*

Correct!

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> TE6: Everything I needed to know about stylish accessorizing I learned from John Candy\*\*

**Planes, Trains and Automobiles**.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/151 "2003-09-08T14:10:30Z")

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I\_L\_15 “Everything I needed to know about cutting cards, I learned from Maggie Smith”

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/152 "2003-09-08T16:02:39Z")

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HF\_15: “Everything I needed to know about rat monkeys, I learned from Peter Jackson.”

_Brain Damage_

HF\_16: “Everything I needed to know about lounge singing, I learned from Michelle Pfeiffer.”

_The Fabulous Baker Boys_

gaw\_7:everything i needed to know about taxidermy i learned it from Samuel Lebihan

_Brotherhood of the Wolf_

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/153 "2003-09-08T19:00:37Z")

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Sorry, **Rilchiam** , but TE6 is not “Planes, Trains & Automobiles.”

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**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/154 "2003-09-08T21:17:26Z")

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again sublight is right for gaw\_7

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/155 "2003-09-09T00:39:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TeaElle \*  
> \*\*Sorry, **Rilchiam** , but TE6 is not “Planes, Trains & Automobiles.” \*\*

D’oh! Now I’m wondering what it is! (I’m adhering to the “no IMDB” rule.)

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/156 "2003-09-09T02:05:55Z")

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isn’t H15 actually “Dead Alive”?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/157 "2003-09-09T02:16:52Z")

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and TE6 might be “Armed and Dangerous”

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/158 "2003-09-09T04:17:31Z")

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**Max Carnage** gets the Golden Zombie award for correctly guessing HF\_15 (rat monkey/Peter Jackson)! And \*\*Sublight is correct on HF\_16. You were close on HF\_15 as the other title for it is Braindead.

Sweep from page 3 (grouped by poster):

ARG\_3: everything i needed to know about st. petersberg i learned from hugo weaving  
(It is not “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”)

B\_6. Everything I needed to know about pigmy statues I learned from Hugh Grant.  
(It is not “Small Time Crooks”)

CG-3: Everything I needed to know about capturing Germans, I learned from Peter Berg.

CP9:Everything I needed to know about smoking opium I learned from Julie Christie

CP11: Everything I needed to know about smoking opium I learned from julie christie.

CP13: Everything I needed to know about boxing I learned from Montgomery Clift

gaw\_5: everything i needed to know about shrimp fries i learned it from Jet Li

gaw\_8: everything i needed to know about bartending i learned it from Pierce Brosnan

HF\_12: “Everything I needed to know about wearing fuzzy pink bunny slippers, I learned from Harvey Fierstein.”

HF\_17: “Everything I needed to know about pyrokinesis, I learned from Dennis Quaid.”

LSD6: All I know about apples I learned from Annette Bening (horrible movie)

LSD10: All I know about the Hamptons I learned from Dominique Swain

LSD11: All I know about house arrest I learned from Robin Tunney

LSD12: All I know about “what comes next” I learned from Alicia Witt

LSD13: All I know about groupies I learned from Dominique Swain

LSD14: All I know about hot wax I learned from Bijou Phillips

LSD15: All I know about acid trips I learned from Alan Alda

LSD16: All I know about rendering fat I learned from Brad Pitt

M1: Everything I needed to know about Burning Man I learned from Christopher Lee.

Mr. B\_1 everything i needed to know about the New World, I learned from Alec Baldwin.

Mr. B\_2 Everything I needed to know about steel, I learned from Alan Rickman.

Mr. B\_7 Everything I needed to know about hot tubs, I learned from Michelle Pfeiffer.

Sub\_2: Everything I need to know about moonwalking I learned from James Caan

Sub\_3: Everything I need to know ninjas I learned from Joan Chen

Sub5: Everything I know about Anne Heche, I learned from Joan Chen

TE1: Everything I needed to know about female anatomy I learned from Pauline Collins

TE2: Everything I needed to know about dealing with unwanted rodents I learned from Bridget Fonda  
(It is not “Point of No Return”)

TE5: Everything I needed to know about subtle applause I learned from Lucy Lee Flippin

TE6: Everything I needed to know about stylish accessorizing I learned from John Candy

TE7: Everything I needed to know about unbeatable football defense I learned from Mariel Hemingway

WaM\_4: Everything I needed to know about Viper booze I learned from Mike Lackey. (this one is very obscure…I’ll be interested to see if anyone gets it)

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Whew! That ought to last us a while.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/159 "2003-09-09T06:02:23Z")

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Nice work, Horseflesh. But don’t forget:

ED1: Everything I know about children’s books, I learned from Madeleine Stowe  
ED1a: Everything I know about communism I learned from Alan Rickman  
(same movie, two clues)

I am kicking myself for not getting **The Chase**. Doh!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vi/198809/160 "2003-09-09T06:47:15Z")

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LSD16 Fight Club

Mr. B 8 Everything i needed to know about Lynyrd Skynrd, I learned from Steve Buscemi.

Mr. B 9 Everything i needed to know about handling a boom pole, I learned fron Steve Buscemi.

Mr. B 10 Everything i needed to know about the IDS Center, I learned from Steve Buscemi.

Mr. B 11 Everything i needed to know about greek tragedy, I learned from Steve Buscemi.

Mr. B 12 Everything i needed to know about leeches, I learned from Willem Defoe.

Mr. B 13. Everything i needed to know about jazz, I learned from James Rebhorn.

Mr. B 14 Everything I needed to know about vandalism, I learned from James Whitmore.

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