# Test Your Movie Knowledge!: Part VII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 15, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661 "2003-09-15T01:23:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/21 "2003-09-15T17:39:18Z")

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\*\*CG-3: Everything I needed to know about capturing Germans, I learned from Peter Berg and Gary Sinise.[\b]

This one is a holdover from the last thread. I’ll add **Kevin Dillon** to the cast and see if anyone can come up with it.

CG-1 (for this thread): Everything I needed to know about jazz musicians, I learned from Chet Baker.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/22 "2003-09-15T20:02:38Z")

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**TeaElle** is correct on HF\_1 and HF\_5, but no on HF\_4.

I’ll redo the clue for HF\_4, but I just loved the way he delivered his “finger-lickin’ good” line in the movie.

HF\_4: “Everything I needed to know about preferring my victims clean shaven, I learned from Bill Paxton.”

Here’s a different clue for a movie that was never guessed previously:

HF\_6: “Everything I needed to know about adopting a gay teenager, I learned from Harvey Fierstein.”

HF\_7: “Everything I needed to know about the 13th apostle, I learned from Chris Rock.”

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/23 "2003-09-15T20:36:50Z")

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HF\_7: “Everything I needed to know about the 13th apostle, I learned from Chris Rock.”  
Dogma

LSD1: All I know about shotgunning beers I learned from Ethan Hawke  
Reality Bites

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**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/24 "2003-09-15T23:24:05Z")

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SI 2 Rocketeer

HF\_5 True Lies

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/25 "2003-09-16T00:01:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Labdad \*  
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> GQ 10- All I need to know about civil war, I learned from Richard Burton. _The Comedians_? \*\*

Good guess, but wrong.

(Hint: Another member of the cast was listed as the actor clue for one of my other selections.)

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/26 "2003-09-16T08:20:04Z")

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HF\_7: “Everything I needed to know about the 13th apostle, I learned from Chris Rock.”  
**Dogma**

(Can’t believe I didn’t know it from whatever other clue you gave. What was the other clue?)

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> Originally posted by bibliophile\*  
> LSD1: All I know about shotgunning beers I learned from Ethan Hawke  
> Reality Bites

I’ll accept that. I was actually thinking of _Tape_, but _Reality Bites_ fits as well.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/27 "2003-09-16T12:38:51Z")

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I\_L\_4 “Everything I learned about factories, I learned from John Gielgud”

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/28 "2003-09-16T14:10:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*I\_L\_4 “Everything I learned about factories, I learned from John Gielgud” \*\*

_The Secret Agent._

Everything I ever learned about spiral staircases, I learned from Marlene Dietrich.

Everything I ever learned about panties, I learned from Jimmy Stewart.

Everything I ever learned about trenchcoats, I learned from Cloris Leachman.

Everything I ever learned about answering machines, I learned from Ralph Meeker.

Everything I ever learned about zippers, I learned from Kevin Costner.

Everything I ever learned about eggs, I learned from Paul Newman.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/29 "2003-09-16T14:28:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
> \*\*Everything I ever learned about panties, I learned from Jimmy Stewart.  
> Everything I ever learned about eggs, I learned from Paul Newman. \*\*

Panties would be _Anatomy of a Murder_. Eggs would be _Cool Hand Luke_

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/30 "2003-09-16T14:31:22Z")

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Oh, and Cloris Leachman in a trench coat would be _Kiss Me Deadly_.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/31 "2003-09-16T15:12:20Z")

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Very good! Three for three!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/32 "2003-09-16T15:18:33Z")

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> HF\_1: “Everything I needed to know about despising Christmas, I learned from Boris Karloff.”

That would be _How the Grinch Stole Christmas._

DC1 - Everything I needed to know about football scabs I learned from Keanu Reeves.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/33 "2003-09-16T15:55:06Z")

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_Psst… lissener_

Clues need to be like: lis\_1 “Everything panties, Stewart”

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/34 "2003-09-16T16:17:15Z")

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You know, I forgot about that funky reel-to-reel answering machine Mike Hammer (Ralph Meeker) had in _Kiss Me Deadly_, so we can scratch another unnumbered **lissener** clue off the list.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/35 "2003-09-16T16:30:38Z")

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Labdad, are you Googling? C’mon, fess up. Four for four!

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**Author:** ![gossamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gossamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gossamer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/36 "2003-09-16T16:46:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \*
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> DC1 - Everything I needed to know about football scabs I learned from Keanu Reeves. \*\*

The Replacements

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/37 "2003-09-16T17:01:11Z")

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Not googling. Truth to tell, I didn’t notice Meeker in there, I was too busy thinking about Cloris Leachman in that trench coat. Then, after **Ilsa** gave you direction on how to list your clues, I went back and reread them. That’s when I realized you’d pulled two from _Kiss Me Deadly_.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/38 "2003-09-16T17:40:06Z")

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I\_L\_5 “Everythin I needed to know about proper facial care and hygiene, I learned from Peter Lorre”

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/39 "2003-09-16T18:10:59Z")

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Everything I ever learned about eggs, I learned from Paul Newman – **Cool Hand Luke**

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/40 "2003-09-16T18:18:19Z")

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CG-2: Everything I needed to know about rooster immitations, I learned from Emil Jannings.

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