# Test Your Movie Knowledge!: Part VII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 15, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661 "2003-09-15T01:23:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/81 "2003-09-17T00:59:01Z")

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God/Deborah Winger: _Made in Heaven._

Everything I ever learned about spiral staircases, I learned from Marlene Dietrich.

_Der Blaue Engel/The Blue Angel_ (I posted this before Chefguy posted his, so I’m assuming he just didn’t see it)

Everything I ever learned about zippers, I learned from Kevin Costner.

_The Big Chill_

Lis\_8 I learned everything I know about Boris Karloff from Raymond Massey

_Arsenic and Old Lace_

Lis\_10 I learned everything I know about smoking marijuana from Robert Powell.

My bad; WILLIAM Powell. I’ll leave this one lie for a few more rounds.

Lis\_13 I learned everything I know about coffee Gloria Graham.

_The Big Heat_  
. . . and the more obscure Shelley Winters/swimming reference.

_A Place in the Sun_

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/82 "2003-09-17T03:24:48Z")

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Last call for the Governor Quinn films. Last call…

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/83 "2003-09-17T03:46:11Z")

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GQ 1- All I need to know about political corruption, I learned from Martin Mull.

No clue.

GQ 2- All I need to know about rock music, I learned from Gena Rowlands.

It’s not one of her Cassavetes films; I own all of those.

GQ 3- All I need to know about surviving car wrecks, I learned from Glenn Ford.

GQ 4- All I need to know about film history, I learned from Donald O’Connor.

GQ 5- All I need to know about mutiny, I learned from Orson Welles.

GQ 6- All I need to know about beheading, I learned from Orson Welles.

Not a clue; Othello? duh–Samson and Delilah! Man for All Seasons?  
GQ 10- All I need to know about civil war, I learned from Richard Burton.

No clue; he wasn’t in Red Badge of Courage.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/84 "2003-09-17T03:51:17Z")

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oops, missed 3-4-5! hold on

Donald O’Connor has to be one of the That’s Entertainment documentaries.

Mutiny, treasure island? Did Welles do a version of Caine? I know he didn’t do Bounty; I have all the versions of that.

Glenn Ford doesn’t get in an accident in Big Heat or Gilda or Courtship of Eddie’s Father, and then I’m dry on Glenn Ford.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/85 "2003-09-17T03:53:19Z")

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Yes, GQ 6 is “Man For All Seasons”

My other films:

GQ1- Clue  
GQ2- Light of Day (I don’t blame you for not seeing it, it’s only good in a “Who brought that cast together?” sense.)  
GQ3-Already answered  
GQ4-SInging in the Rain  
GQ5-Treasure Island  
GQ10-Cleopatra

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/86 "2003-09-17T03:53:29Z")

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Oh, and “baloney/Ingrid Bergman” was _From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler._

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/87 "2003-09-17T03:54:23Z")

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And I now see that you got GQ5, and I forgot about “That’s Entertainment”.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/88 "2003-09-17T04:10:47Z")

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TOO tricky.

OK:

Lis\_what, 18? Let’s go with 18. Everything I know about toast I learned from Jack Nicholson.

Lis\_19 Everything I know about water, I learned from Malcolm McDowell

Lis\_20 Everything I know about gardenias, I learned from Peter Lorre.

Lis\_21 Everything I know about real estate values, I learned from Lawrence Fishburne.

Lis\_22 Everything I know about the how to take aspirin I learned from Kyle McLachlan.

Lis\_23 Everything I know about oysters I learned from Lawrence Olivier.

Lis\_24 Everything I know about washing dishes I learned from Jimmy Stewart.

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/89 "2003-09-17T04:36:49Z")

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**GQ 4- All I need to know about film history, I learned from Donald O’Connor.**  
Singin’ in the Rain

**GQ 6- All I need to know about beheading, I learned from Orson Welles.**  
MacBeth  
**Lis\_18 Everything I know about toast I learned from Jack Nicholson**  
Five Easy Pieces  
**Lis\_23 Everything I know about oysters I learned from Lawrence Olivier.**  
Spartacus

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/90 "2003-09-17T04:38:14Z")

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and Googling constitutes cheating…

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/91 "2003-09-17T04:42:14Z")

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**Lis\_20 Everything I know about gardenias, I learned from Peter Lorre.**  
The Maltese Falcon

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/92 "2003-09-17T04:47:31Z")

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MM 1: Everything I know about peace on earth, I learned from Peter Sellers.

MM 2 : Everything I know about doing things for hate’s sake, I learned from Greg Peck.

MM 3: Everything I know about the pharoahs, I learned from Charlie Smith.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/93 "2003-09-17T04:54:07Z")

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MM2: Gentlemen’s Agreement? Or To Kill a Mockingbird?

Charles Martin Smith?

And Peter Sellers is either Dr. Strangelove or Being There; no, that would be peace in the garden.

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/94 "2003-09-17T05:25:28Z")

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Dr. S., of course. Purity of Essence, Peace on Earth…

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/95 "2003-09-17T05:27:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
> \*\*MM2: Gentlemen’s Agreement? Or To Kill a Mockingbird?  
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Nope. Nope.

> [@](#):
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> \*\*Charles Martin Smith? \*\*

Yah, sure, betcha, that’s him…

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/96 "2003-09-17T06:25:57Z")

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Lis\_19 = Tank Girl? A Clockwork Orange? Caligula?  
Water was the main plot of Tank Girl.  
In A Clockwork Orange he was nearly drowned by his ex-droogs.  
Caligula had a swimming pool scene and John Gielgud slashing his wrists in a bath.

Answers to my hangers:

HF\_4: “Everything I needed to know about things that are “finger-lickin’ good”, I learned from Bill Paxton.”  
HF\_4: “Everything I needed to know about preferring my victims clean shaven, I learned from Bill Paxton.”  
_Near Dark_

HF\_6: “Everything I needed to know about adopting a gay teenager, I learned from Harvey Fierstein.”  
HF\_6: “Everything I needed to know about wearing fuzzy pink bunny slippers, I learned from Harvey Fierstein.”  
_Torch Song Trilogy_

And now some fresh ones:

HF\_8: “Everything I needed to know about waking up naked in a zoo, I learned from David Naughton.”

HF\_9: “Everything I needed to know about winning the lottery, I learned from Ian Bannen.”

HF\_10: “Everything I needed to know about detonating a bomb, I learned from Gary Sinise.”

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/97 "2003-09-17T07:00:56Z")

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**HF\_8: "Everything I needed to know about waking up naked in a zoo, I learned from David Naughton."**

I get a boner thinking about Jenny Agutter \*An American Werewolf in London

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**Author:** ![Anniee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Anniee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniee)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/98 "2003-09-17T07:08:00Z")

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Hope I do this right - 1 - Everything I needed to know about giant clouds of shit, I learned from Woody Harrelson.

2 - Everything I needed to know about dead people laughing, I learned from Jim Carrey

3 - Everything I needed to know about playing synth drums while trapped in an elevator I learned from Madeleine Kahn.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/99 "2003-09-17T12:34:30Z")

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Oh, man. I was going to guess a place in the sun for shelley winters, but I didn’t want to look more a fool than I do.

Monkey Mensch! Purity of Essence and Peace on Earth were Gen. Jack D. Ripper, not Dr. S.

I\_L\_10 “Everything I needed to know about Weinerschnitzel, I learned from Madeleine Kahn”  
I\_L\_11 “Everything I needed to know about Marlon Brando’s dry white season, I learned from Robert DeNiro”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test-your-movie-knowledge-part-vii/201661/100 "2003-09-17T14:19:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gossamer \*  
> \*\*The Replacements \*\*

Right!

DC-2: Everything I learned about mutations I learned from Edmund Gwenn.

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