# test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324 "2004-03-30T15:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/1 "2004-03-30T15:51:18Z")
[http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/COVER/040330/pic\_h\_rice\_cvr\_7a.jpg](http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/COVER/040330/pic_h_rice_cvr_7a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/2 "2004-03-30T15:54:51Z")
Meant to hit preview; testing if we can post images. Mods, please kill this thread. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/3 "2004-03-30T16:27:09Z")
Close the thread? Please, not till we discuss your sick fascination with Ms. Rice! ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/4 "2004-03-30T16:36:52Z")
Well, some men have a fascination for women of power. You shouldn’t make fun of that. Of course he should still seek professional help. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/5 "2004-03-30T16:40:58Z")
Well, I know Henry Kissinger claimed power was the ultimate aphrodesiac, so I guess I should revel in the feminist delight that that now works in both directions – but surely **js\_a** could have found a picture of her where she looked less, uh, in need of an aphrodesiac? ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/6 "2004-03-30T16:45:55Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > surely **js\_a** could have found a picture of her where she looked less, uh, in need of an aphrodesiac? I do believe that’s the expression a puppet gets get when the hand of its Evil Puppet Master is inserted … Oh wait, this isn’t the BBQ Pit, is it? Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/7 "2004-03-30T16:47:35Z")
Maybe he has already got a full collection of all other pictures, and just needed this to complete the set? That’s real love for ya. Or are we missing the obvious? If you look at the picture, you see a young man behind her, with short hair. Who is he? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/8 "2004-03-30T16:48:23Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > …surely **js\_a** could have found a picture of her where she looked less, uh, in need of an aphrodesiac? Or a laxative… ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/9 "2004-03-30T17:03:36Z")
I bet his organ-doner card says “For Condi only!!!” on it. Wait, we’re talking about me!! Up yours, tormentors!! Oh god, stop the abuse!! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/10 "2004-03-30T17:12:00Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Oh god, stop the abuse!! Oh, come on – we saw the picture – clearly there’s a little dominatrix action in this fantasy of yours… ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/11 "2004-03-30T18:22:11Z")
Don’t throw stones, **twickster** , we all know about you and “The Fist”, if that’s what you’re calling it nowadays. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/12 "2004-03-30T20:23:46Z")
But whose dance party would you rather attend? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/13 "2004-03-30T21:54:18Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > But whose dance party would you rather attend? 😃 Tough question, 'cos I just love Songbird by Kenny G. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/237324/14 "2004-03-31T01:21:39Z")
> [@Spiff](#): > > I do believe that’s the expression a puppet gets get when the hand of its Evil Puppet Master is inserted … The entire computer lab just stopped what they were doing as I tried to control my laughter, resulting in something that can only be described as a “laugh/sneeze”.