# test

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**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 25, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061 "2004-09-25T18:29:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/1 "2004-09-25T18:29:03Z")

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🙂🙂😛  
😃 ;j :rolleyes:  
😃🙂😛

(spoiler)look the Brady Bunch(spoiler)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/2 "2004-09-25T18:33:34Z")

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🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

Reservoir Dogs.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/3 "2004-09-25T18:50:44Z")

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\*\*Another \*test post, to see if the “Close all tags” button works.

Tripler  
We shall see in 5… 4… 3… 2…

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/4 "2004-09-27T23:20:23Z")

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**Second: Links To The Past 78 Polls With The Top 6 Vote Getters From Each Artist**  
**[Aerosmith](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106595)** § (Poll #1):  
Sweet Emotion ¤ Dream On ¤ Walk This Way ¤ Back In the Saddle ¤ Love In an Elevator (With Goin Down Intro) ¤ Mama Kin  
**[Abba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133862)** § (Poll 26):  
S O S ¤ Take A Chance On Me ¤ Dancing Queen ¤ Fernando ¤ Waterloo ¤ Knowing Me, Knowing You  
**[AC/DC](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125268)** § Poll 15):  
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap ¤ Back In Black ¤ T N T ¤ You Shook Me All Night Long ¤ Thunderstruck ¤ Hell’s Bells  
**[Alice In Chains](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146259)** § (Poll 49):  
Would? ¤ Man in the Box ¤ No Excuses ¤ Rooster ¤ Down In a Hole ¤ Them Bones  
**[Allman Brothers Band](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107748)** § (Poll #2):  
In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed ¤ Whipping Post ¤ Statesboro Blues (Live) ¤ One Way Out (Live) ¤ Jessica ¤ Midnight Rider  
**[Tori Amos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109202)** § (Poll #3):  
Silent All These Years ¤ God ¤ Crucify ¤ Cornflake Girl ¤ Winter ¤ Caught A Lite Sneeze  
**[The Animals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110522)** § (Poll #4):  
House of the Rising Sun ¤ We Gotta Get Out of This Place ¤ Boom Boom ¤ Bury My Body ¤ It’s My Life ¤ When I Was Young

**[Banarama](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132607)** § (Poll 24):  
Cruel Summer ¤ Robert DeNiro’s Waiting ¤ Venus ¤ Shy Boy ¤ I Heard a Rumour ¤ He Was Really Sayin’ Somethin’  
**[The Band / Robbie Robertson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116976)** § (Poll #7):  
The Weight ¤ The Night They Drove Ol’ Dixie Down ¤ Up On Cripple Creek ¤ The Shape I’m In ¤ Stage Fright ¤ Chest Fever  
**[The Beach Boys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115792)** § (Poll #6):  
Good Vibrations ¤ God Only Knows ¤ Sloop John B ¤ Wouldn’t It Be Nice? ¤ I Get Around ¤ California Girls  
**[Beastie Boys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119243)** § (Poll #9)  
Sabotage ¤ Hey Ladies ¤ She’s Crafty ¤ So What’cha Want ¤ Intergalactic ¤ No Sleep Till Brooklyn  
**[The Beatles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114515)** § (Poll #5)  
Eleanor Rigby ¤ Hey Jude ¤ A Day In The Life ¤ Ticket to Ride ¤ Strawberry Fields Forever ¤ Here Comes the Sun  
**[Beck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139733)** § (Poll 35):  
Loser ¤ Where It’s At ¤ Devil’s Haircut ¤ Nobody’s Fault But My Own ¤ Debra ¤ Beercan  
**[Jeff Beck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118062)** § (Poll #8)  
Beck’s Bolero ¤ Goin’ Down ¤ I Ain’t Superstitious ¤ Shapes of Things ¤ You Shook Me ¤ Freeway Jam  
**[Belle & Sebastian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130416)** § (Poll 20):  
Judy & The Dream Of Horses ¤ Lazy Line Painter Jane ¤ It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career ¤ The Boy with the Arab Strap ¤ Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying ¤ Me and the Major  
**[Chuck Berry](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120533)** § (Poll 10):  
Memphis Tennessee ¤ Maybellene ¤ Johnny B. Goode ¤ Roll Over Beethoven ¤ Rock ‘N Roll Music ¤ Reelin’ & Rockin’  
**[Better Than Ezra](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133858)** § (Poll 25):  
Good ¤ In The Blood ¤ Desperately Wanting ¤ Misunderstood ¤ WWOZ ¤ Live Again  
**[The B-52’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121780)** § (Poll 11):  
Dance This Mess Around ¤ Rock Lobster ¤ Planet Claire ¤ Private Idaho ¤ Quiche Lorraine ¤ Strobe Light  
**[Big Star / Alex Chilton / Box Tops](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272860)** § (Poll 65):  
September Gurls ¤ Back Of A Car ¤ Feel ¤ The Ballad of El Goodo ¤ Thirteen ¤ When My Baby’s Beside Me  
**[Bjork / Sugarcubes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122944)** § (Poll 12):  
Birthday ¤ Army of Me ¤ I’ve Seen it All ¤ Jóga ¤ Hit ¤ Fucking in Rhythm and Sorrow  
**[The Black Crowes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124090)** § (Poll 13):  
Remedy ¤ Hard to Handle ¤ She Talks to Angels ¤ Jealous Again ¤ Sister Luck ¤ Thorn In My Pride  
**[Black Sabbath](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125265)** § (Poll 14):  
War Pigs ¤ Sabbath Bloody Sabbath ¤ Paranoid ¤ Iron Man ¤ N.I.B. ¤ Sweet Leaf  
**[Blink (182)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126512)** § (Poll 16):  
Dammit ¤ What’s My Age Again ¤ Carousel ¤ Rock Show ¤ Adam’s Song ¤ Dumpweed  
**[Blondie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128154)** § (Poll 17):  
Hanging On The Telephone ¤ Call Me ¤ Heart Of Glass ¤ One Way or Another ¤ Rapture ¤ Atomic  
**[Blue Öyster Cult](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129242)** § (Poll 18):  
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper ¤ The Revenge Of Vera Gemini ¤ Godzilla ¤ Burnin’ For You ¤ Cities On Flame With Rock-n-Roll ¤ Dominance & Submission  
**[Blur](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130415)** § (Poll 19):  
Girls And Boys ¤ Coffee & TV ¤ Parklife ¤ Country House ¤ There’s No Other Way ¤ Song 2  
**[Bon Jovi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131647)** § (Poll 21):  
Livin’ On A Prayer ¤ You Give Love A Bad Name ¤ Runaway ¤ Wanted Dead Or Alive ¤ Bad Medicine ¤ Keep the Faith  
**[The Bonzo Dog Band](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140728)** § (Poll 38):  
The Intro and the Outro ¤ Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold ¤ Humanoid Boogie ¤ Ali Baba’s Camel ¤ I’m the Urban Spaceman ¤ Tent  
**[Boston](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131649)** § (Poll 22):  
More Than A Feeling ¤ Don’t Look Back ¤ Peace Of Mind ¤ Foreplay / Long Time ¤ Rock And Roll Band ¤ Smokin’  
**[David Bowie / Tin Machine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132606)** § (Poll 23):  
Space Oddity ¤ Heroes ¤ Suffragette City ¤ Golden Years ¤ Changes ¤ Ashes To Ashes  
**[James Brown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134734)** § (Poll 27):  
Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag ¤ I Got You (I Feel Good) ¤ Cold Sweat ¤ It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World ¤ Please, Please, Please ¤ Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine  
**[Jackson Browne](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134736)** § (Poll 28):  
Running On Empty ¤ Doctor My Eyes ¤ The Load Out / Stay ¤ Boulevard ¤ Lawyers In Love ¤ The Pretender  
**[Jeff Buckley](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138529)** § (Poll 34):  
Hallelujah (With I Know It’s Over) ¤ Lover, You Should Have Come Over ¤ Last Goodbye ¤ Grace ¤ Everybody Here Wants You ¤ Yard of Blonde Girls  
**[Buffalo Springfield](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137489)**: § (Poll 32):  
Bluebird ¤ For What It’s Worth ¤ Rock & Roll Woman ¤ Mr. Soul ¤ Broken Arrow ¤ Go And Say Goodbye  
**[Jimmy Buffett](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138526)** § (Poll 33):  
A Pirate Looks at 40 ¤ Son Of A Son Of A Sailor ¤ Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes ¤ Margaritaville ¤ Cheeseburger In Paradise ¤ He Went To Paris  
**[Bush](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136435)** § (Poll 29):  
Everything Zen ¤ Little Things ¤ Glycerine ¤ Comedown ¤ Machinehead ¤ Swallowed  
**[Kate Bush](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136436)** § (Poll 30):  
Running Up That Hill ¤ Wuthering Heights ¤ Cloudbusting ¤ The Man with the Child in His Eyes ¤ Hounds of Love ¤ The Sensual World  
**[The Byrds](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137483)**: (Poll 31):  
Mr. Tambourine Man ¤ Eight Miles High ¤ I’ll Feel A Whole Lot Better ¤ Turn! Turn! Turn! ¤ So You Want To Be A Rock & Roll Star ¤ All I Really Want to Do  
**[Cake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139735)** § (Poll 36):  
I Will Survive ¤ The Distance ¤ Short Skirt, Long Jacket ¤ Rock & Roll Lifestyle ¤ Sheep Go To Heaven ¤ Italian Leather Sofa  
**[J J Cale](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142668)** § (Poll 42):  
Cocaine ¤ After Midnight ¤ Call Me The Breeze ¤ Crazy Mama ¤ Magnolia ¤ Cajun Moon  
**[Cab Calloway](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141657)** § (Poll 40):  
Minnie The Moocher ¤ St. James Infirmary ¤ Reefer Man ¤ Are You All Reet? ¤ Everybody Eats When They Come to My House ¤ Kickin’ the Gong Around  
**[Camper Van Beethoven](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272859)** § (Poll 64):  
Eye Of Fatima (Part 1) ¤ All Her Favorite Fruit ¤ Take the Skinheads Bowling ¤ (I Was Born In A) Laundromat ¤ Jack Ruby ¤ When I Win the Lottery  
**[Canned Heat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142665)** § (Poll 41):  
Goin’ Up the Country ¤ On The Road Again ¤ Let’s Work Together ¤ Amphetamine Annie ¤ Rollin’ and Tumblin’ ¤ Fried Hockey Boogie  
**[Captain Beefheart (& His Magic Band)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144865)** § (Poll 45):  
The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) ¤ Sure 'Nuff 'N Yes I Do ¤ Abba Zaba ¤ Lick My Decals Off, Baby ¤ Click Clack ¤ Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles  
**[The Cars (Benjamin Orr / Rick Ocasek)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143919)** § (Poll 43):  
Just What I Needed ¤ My Best Friend’s Girl ¤ Drive ¤ You Might Think ¤ Good Times Roll ¤ You’re All I Got Tonight  
**[Neko Case / New Pornographers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143922)** § (Poll 44):  
Deep Red Bells ¤ I Wish I Was the Moon ¤ Furnace Room Lullaby ¤ Twist the Knife ¤ Mood to Burn Bridges ¤ Ghost Writing  
**[Johnny Cash / The Highwaymen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141656)** § (Poll 39):  
Folsom Prison Blues ¤ Ring Of Fire ¤ I Walk The Line ¤ A Boy Named Sue ¤ Orange Blossom Special ¤ Sunday Morning Coming Down  
**[Nick Cave (& The Bad Seeds)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144866)** § (Poll 46):  
Red Right Hand ¤ The Mercy Seat ¤ The Ship Song ¤ Where The Wild Roses Grow ¤ Do You Love Me? ¤ Tupelo  
**[Cheap Trick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146261)** § (Poll 50):  
Surrender ¤ I Want You To Want Me ¤ Dream Police ¤ Ain’t That A Shame ¤ Don’t Be Cruel ¤ C’mon, C’mon  
**[Chemical Brothers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276968)** § (Poll 77):

**[Chicago (Peter Cetera)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157764)** § (Poll 61):  
25 Or 6 To 4 ¤ Beginnings ¤ Saturday In The Park ¤ Wishing You Were Here ¤ Make Me Smile ¤ Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?  
**[The Church](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276973)** § (Poll 78):

**[Eric Clapton](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149260)** § (Poll 55):  
Cocaine ¤ Lay Down Sally ¤ After Midnight ¤ Motherless Children ¤ Wonderful Tonight ¤ I Shot The Sheriff  
**[The Dave Clark Five](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140724)** § (Poll 37):  
Bits And Pieces ¤ Glad All Over ¤ Catch Us If You Can ¤ Having a Wild Weekend ¤ Over And Over ¤ You Got What It Takes  
**[The Clash / Big Audio Dynamite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147594)** § (Poll 51):  
London Calling ¤ Train In Vain ¤ I Fought The Law ¤ White Riot ¤ Rudie Can’t Fail ¤ Should I Stay Or Should I Go?  
**[Cocteau Twins](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150922)** § (Poll 59):  
Wax And Wane ¤ Ivo ¤ Aikea Guinea ¤ Heaven Or Las Vegas ¤ Musette And Drums ¤ Lorelei  
**[Leonard Cohen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144868)** § (Poll 47):  
Suzanne ¤ Bird On a Wire ¤ Hallelujah ¤ Everybody Knows ¤ First We Take Manhattan ¤ Famous Blue Raincoat  
**[Collective Soul](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147601)** § (Poll 53):  
December ¤ The World I Know ¤ Shine ¤ Gel ¤ Heavy ¤ Smashing Young Man  
**[Commander Cody (And His Lost Planet Airmen)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275092)** § (Poll 71):  
Beat Me Daddy Eight to the Bar ¤ Hot Rod Lincoln ¤ Lost In The Ozone ¤ Too Much Fun ¤ Mama Hated Diesels ¤ Everybody’s Doin’ It (Everybody’s Truckin’)  
**[Concrete Blond](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150920)** § (Poll 57):  
Caroline ¤ Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) ¤ Joey ¤ Tomorrow, Wendy ¤ Happy Birthday ¤ Everybody Knows  
**[Alice Cooper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146258)** § (Poll 48):  
School’s Out ¤ No More Mr. Nice Guy ¤ Elected ¤ I’m Eighteen ¤ Only Women Bleed ¤ Welcome to My Nightmare  
**[Elvis Costello](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147597)** § (Poll 52):  
Watching The Detectives ¤ Alison ¤ Radio, Radio ¤ Oliver’s Army ¤ (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace Love and Understanding ¤ Veronica  
**[Counting Crows](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273990)** § (Poll 67):  
Mr. Jones ¤ Anna Begins ¤ Rain King ¤ A Long December ¤ Round Here ¤ Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby  
**[Cowboy Junkies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150921)** § (Poll 58):  
Sweet Jane ¤ A Common Disaster ¤ Misguided Angel ¤ Walking After Midnight ¤ Angel Mine ¤ Murder Tonight In The Trailer Park  
**[Cracker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272858)** § (Poll 63):  
Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now) ¤ Eurotrash Girl ¤ Get Off This ¤ Low ¤ Movie Star ¤ I Hate My Generation  
**[Cream](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149259)** § (Poll 54):  
White Room ¤ Sunshine Of Your Love ¤ Tale Of Brave Ulysses ¤ Badge ¤ Strange Brew ¤ Crossroads  
**[Creed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273989)** § (Poll 66):  
My Own Prison ¤ One ¤ Torn ¤ Are You Ready ¤ Higher ¤ What If  
**[Creedence Clearwater Revival](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275089)** § (Poll 69):  
Fortunate Son ¤ Lookin’ Out My Back Door ¤ Lodi ¤ Proud Mary ¤ Born On The Bayou ¤ Green River  
**[Jim Croce](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157767)** § (Poll 62):  
Operator (That’s Not the Way It Feels) ¤ I Got A Name ¤ You Don’t Mess Around With Jim ¤ Time In A Bottle ¤ Bad, Bad Leroy Brown ¤ I’ll Have to Say I Love You In a Song  
**[Sheryl Crow](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157762)** § (Poll 60):  
My Favorite Mistake ¤ Leaving Las Vegas ¤ All I Wanna Do ¤ Every Day Is A Winding Road ¤ If It Makes You Happy ¤ A Change (Would Do You Good)  
**[Crosby Stills Nash / CSNY](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276024)** § (Poll 72):  
Suite:Judy Blue Eyes ¤ Ohio ¤ Woodstock ¤ Wooden Ships ¤ Helpless ¤ Long Time Gone  
**[Crosby & Nash / Stills & Manassas Solo Projects](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276029)** § (Poll 74):  
It Doesn’t Matter ¤ Love The One Your With ¤ Colorado ¤ Fallen Eagle ¤ Immigration Man ¤ Southbound Train  
**[Crowded House](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273992)** § (Poll 68):  
Don’t Dream It’s Over ¤ Fall at Your Feet ¤ Four Seasons in One Day ¤ Something So Strong ¤ Distant Sun ¤ Hole in the River  
**[The Cult](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276967)** § (Poll 76):

**[The Cure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276966)** § (Poll 75):

**[Derek & The Dominos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149261)** § (Poll 56):  
Layla ¤ Bell Bottom Blues ¤ Little Wing ¤ Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad? ¤ Key To The Highway ¤ Tell The Truth  
**[John Fogerty (Blue Ridge Rangers)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275090)** § (Poll 70):  
Old Man Down The Road ¤ Centerfield ¤ Mr. Greed ¤ Rock and Roll Girls ¤ Almost Saturday Night ¤ Walkin in a Hurricane  
**[Neil Young (& Crazy Horse)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276026)** § (Poll 73):  
Heart of Gold ¤ After The Goldrush ¤ Like A Hurricaine ¤ Down By The River ¤ Rockin In the Free World ¤ Cinnamon Girl

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/5 "2004-09-27T23:27:48Z")

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**Second: Links To The Past 78 Polls With The Top 6 Vote Getters From Each Artist**  
**[Aerosmith](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106595)** § (Poll #1): Sweet Emotion ¤ Dream On ¤ Walk This Way ¤ Back In the Saddle ¤ Love In an Elevator (With Goin Down Intro) ¤ Mama Kin  
**[Abba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133862)** § (Poll 26): S O S ¤ Take A Chance On Me ¤ Dancing Queen ¤ Fernando ¤ Waterloo ¤ Knowing Me, Knowing You  
**[AC/DC](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125268)** § Poll 15): Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap ¤ Back In Black ¤ T N T ¤ You Shook Me All Night Long ¤ Thunderstruck ¤ Hell’s Bells  
**[Alice In Chains](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146259)** § (Poll 49): Would? ¤ Man in the Box ¤ No Excuses ¤ Rooster ¤ Down In a Hole ¤ Them Bones  
**[Allman Brothers Band](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107748)** § (Poll #2): In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed ¤ Whipping Post ¤ Statesboro Blues (Live) ¤ One Way Out (Live) ¤ Jessica ¤ Midnight Rider  
**[Tori Amos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109202)** § (Poll #3): Silent All These Years ¤ God ¤ Crucify ¤ Cornflake Girl ¤ Winter ¤ Caught A Lite Sneeze  
**[The Animals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110522)** § (Poll #4): House of the Rising Sun ¤ We Gotta Get Out of This Place ¤ Boom Boom ¤ Bury My Body ¤ It’s My Life ¤ When I Was Young  
**[Banarama](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132607)** § (Poll 24): Cruel Summer ¤ Robert DeNiro’s Waiting ¤ Venus ¤ Shy Boy ¤ I Heard a Rumour ¤ He Was Really Sayin’ Somethin’  
**[The Band / Robbie Robertson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116976)** § (Poll #7): The Weight ¤ The Night They Drove Ol’ Dixie Down ¤ Up On Cripple Creek ¤ The Shape I’m In ¤ Stage Fright ¤ Chest Fever  
**[The Beach Boys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115792)** § (Poll #6): Good Vibrations ¤ God Only Knows ¤ Sloop John B ¤ Wouldn’t It Be Nice? ¤ I Get Around ¤ California Girls  
**[Beastie Boys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119243)** § (Poll #9): Sabotage ¤ Hey Ladies ¤ She’s Crafty ¤ So What’cha Want ¤ Intergalactic ¤ No Sleep Till Brooklyn  
**[The Beatles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114515)** § (Poll #5): Eleanor Rigby ¤ Hey Jude ¤ A Day In The Life ¤ Ticket to Ride ¤ Strawberry Fields Forever ¤ Here Comes the Sun  
**[Beck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139733)** § (Poll 35): Loser ¤ Where It’s At ¤ Devil’s Haircut ¤ Nobody’s Fault But My Own ¤ Debra ¤ Beercan  
**[Jeff Beck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118062)** § (Poll #8): Beck’s Bolero ¤ Goin’ Down ¤ I Ain’t Superstitious ¤ Shapes of Things ¤ You Shook Me ¤ Freeway Jam  
**[Belle & Sebastian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130416)** § (Poll 20): Judy & The Dream Of Horses ¤ Lazy Line Painter Jane ¤ It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career ¤ The Boy with the Arab Strap ¤ Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying ¤ Me and the Major  
**[Chuck Berry](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120533)** § (Poll 10): Memphis Tennessee ¤ Maybellene ¤ Johnny B. Goode ¤ Roll Over Beethoven ¤ Rock ‘N Roll Music ¤ Reelin’ & Rockin’  
**[Better Than Ezra](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133858)** § (Poll 25): Good ¤ In The Blood ¤ Desperately Wanting ¤ Misunderstood ¤ WWOZ ¤ Live Again  
**[The B-52’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121780)** § (Poll 11): Dance This Mess Around ¤ Rock Lobster ¤ Planet Claire ¤ Private Idaho ¤ Quiche Lorraine ¤ Strobe Light  
**[Big Star / Alex Chilton / Box Tops](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272860)** § (Poll 65): September Gurls ¤ Back Of A Car ¤ Feel ¤ The Ballad of El Goodo ¤ Thirteen ¤ When My Baby’s Beside Me  
**[Bjork / Sugarcubes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122944)** § (Poll 12): Birthday ¤ Army of Me ¤ I’ve Seen it All ¤ Jóga ¤ Hit ¤ Fucking in Rhythm and Sorrow  
**[The Black Crowes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124090)** § (Poll 13): Remedy ¤ Hard to Handle ¤ She Talks to Angels ¤ Jealous Again ¤ Sister Luck ¤ Thorn In My Pride  
**[Black Sabbath](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125265)** § (Poll 14): War Pigs ¤ Sabbath Bloody Sabbath ¤ Paranoid ¤ Iron Man ¤ N.I.B. ¤ Sweet Leaf  
**[Blink (182)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126512)** § (Poll 16): Dammit ¤ What’s My Age Again ¤ Carousel ¤ Rock Show ¤ Adam’s Song ¤ Dumpweed  
**[Blondie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128154)** § (Poll 17): Hanging On The Telephone ¤ Call Me ¤ Heart Of Glass ¤ One Way or Another ¤ Rapture ¤ Atomic  
**[Blue Öyster Cult](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129242)** § (Poll 18): (Don’t Fear) The Reaper ¤ The Revenge Of Vera Gemini ¤ Godzilla ¤ Burnin’ For You ¤ Cities On Flame With Rock-n-Roll ¤ Dominance & Submission  
**[Blur](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130415)** § (Poll 19): Girls And Boys ¤ Coffee & TV ¤ Parklife ¤ Country House ¤ There’s No Other Way ¤ Song 2  
**[Bon Jovi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131647)** § (Poll 21): Livin’ On A Prayer ¤ You Give Love A Bad Name ¤ Runaway ¤ Wanted Dead Or Alive ¤ Bad Medicine ¤ Keep the Faith  
**[The Bonzo Dog Band](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140728)** § (Poll 38): The Intro and the Outro ¤ Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold ¤ Humanoid Boogie ¤ Ali Baba’s Camel ¤ I’m the Urban Spaceman ¤ Tent  
**[Boston](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131649)** § (Poll 22): More Than A Feeling ¤ Don’t Look Back ¤ Peace Of Mind ¤ Foreplay / Long Time ¤ Rock And Roll Band ¤ Smokin’  
**[David Bowie / Tin Machine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132606)** § (Poll 23): Space Oddity ¤ Heroes ¤ Suffragette City ¤ Golden Years ¤ Changes ¤ Ashes To Ashes  
**[James Brown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134734)** § (Poll 27): Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag ¤ I Got You (I Feel Good) ¤ Cold Sweat ¤ It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World ¤ Please, Please, Please ¤ Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine  
**[Jackson Browne](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134736)** § (Poll 28): Running On Empty ¤ Doctor My Eyes ¤ The Load Out / Stay ¤ Boulevard ¤ Lawyers In Love ¤ The Pretender  
**[Jeff Buckley](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138529)** § (Poll 34): Hallelujah (With I Know It’s Over) ¤ Lover, You Should Have Come Over ¤ Last Goodbye ¤ Grace ¤ Everybody Here Wants You ¤ Yard of Blonde Girls  
**[Buffalo Springfield](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137489)**: § (Poll 32): Bluebird ¤ For What It’s Worth ¤ Rock & Roll Woman ¤ Mr. Soul ¤ Broken Arrow ¤ Go And Say Goodbye  
**[Jimmy Buffett](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138526)** § (Poll 33): A Pirate Looks at 40 ¤ Son Of A Son Of A Sailor ¤ Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes ¤ Margaritaville ¤ Cheeseburger In Paradise ¤ He Went To Paris  
**[Bush](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136435)** § (Poll 29): Everything Zen ¤ Little Things ¤ Glycerine ¤ Comedown ¤ Machinehead ¤ Swallowed  
**[Kate Bush](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136436)** § (Poll 30): Running Up That Hill ¤ Wuthering Heights ¤ Cloudbusting ¤ The Man with the Child in His Eyes ¤ Hounds of Love ¤ The Sensual World  
**[The Byrds](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137483)**: (Poll 31): Mr. Tambourine Man ¤ Eight Miles High ¤ I’ll Feel A Whole Lot Better ¤ Turn! Turn! Turn! ¤ So You Want To Be A Rock & Roll Star ¤ All I Really Want to Do  
**[Cake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139735)** § (Poll 36): I Will Survive ¤ The Distance ¤ Short Skirt, Long Jacket ¤ Rock & Roll Lifestyle ¤ Sheep Go To Heaven ¤ Italian Leather Sofa  
**[J J Cale](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142668)** § (Poll 42): Cocaine ¤ After Midnight ¤ Call Me The Breeze ¤ Crazy Mama ¤ Magnolia ¤ Cajun Moon  
**[Cab Calloway](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141657)** § (Poll 40): Minnie The Moocher ¤ St. James Infirmary ¤ Reefer Man ¤ Are You All Reet? ¤ Everybody Eats When They Come to My House ¤ Kickin’ the Gong Around  
**[Camper Van Beethoven](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272859)** § (Poll 64): Eye Of Fatima (Part 1) ¤ All Her Favorite Fruit ¤ Take the Skinheads Bowling ¤ (I Was Born In A) Laundromat ¤ Jack Ruby ¤ When I Win the Lottery  
**[Canned Heat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142665)** § (Poll 41): Goin’ Up the Country ¤ On The Road Again ¤ Let’s Work Together ¤ Amphetamine Annie ¤ Rollin’ and Tumblin’ ¤ Fried Hockey Boogie  
**[Captain Beefheart (& His Magic Band)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144865)** § (Poll 45): The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) ¤ Sure 'Nuff 'N Yes I Do ¤ Abba Zaba ¤ Lick My Decals Off, Baby ¤ Click Clack ¤ Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles  
**[The Cars (Benjamin Orr / Rick Ocasek)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143919)** § (Poll 43): Just What I Needed ¤ My Best Friend’s Girl ¤ Drive ¤ You Might Think ¤ Good Times Roll ¤ You’re All I Got Tonight  
**[Neko Case / New Pornographers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143922)** § (Poll 44): Deep Red Bells ¤ I Wish I Was the Moon ¤ Furnace Room Lullaby ¤ Twist the Knife ¤ Mood to Burn Bridges ¤ Ghost Writing  
**[Johnny Cash / The Highwaymen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141656)** § (Poll 39): Folsom Prison Blues ¤ Ring Of Fire ¤ I Walk The Line ¤ A Boy Named Sue ¤ Orange Blossom Special ¤ Sunday Morning Coming Down  
**[Nick Cave (& The Bad Seeds)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144866)** § (Poll 46): Red Right Hand ¤ The Mercy Seat ¤ The Ship Song ¤ Where The Wild Roses Grow ¤ Do You Love Me? ¤ Tupelo  
**[Cheap Trick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146261)** § (Poll 50): Surrender ¤ I Want You To Want Me ¤ Dream Police ¤ Ain’t That A Shame ¤ Don’t Be Cruel ¤ C’mon, C’mon  
**[Chemical Brothers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276968)** § (Poll 77):

**[Chicago (Peter Cetera)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157764)** § (Poll 61): 25 Or 6 To 4 ¤ Beginnings ¤ Saturday In The Park ¤ Wishing You Were Here ¤ Make Me Smile ¤ Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?  
**[The Church](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276973)** § (Poll 78):

**[Eric Clapton](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149260)** § (Poll 55): Cocaine ¤ Lay Down Sally ¤ After Midnight ¤ Motherless Children ¤ Wonderful Tonight ¤ I Shot The Sheriff  
**[The Dave Clark Five](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140724)** § (Poll 37): Bits And Pieces ¤ Glad All Over ¤ Catch Us If You Can ¤ Having a Wild Weekend ¤ Over And Over ¤ You Got What It Takes  
**[The Clash / Big Audio Dynamite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147594)** § (Poll 51): London Calling ¤ Train In Vain ¤ I Fought The Law ¤ White Riot ¤ Rudie Can’t Fail ¤ Should I Stay Or Should I Go?  
**[Cocteau Twins](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150922)** § (Poll 59): Wax And Wane ¤ Ivo ¤ Aikea Guinea ¤ Heaven Or Las Vegas ¤ Musette And Drums ¤ Lorelei  
**[Leonard Cohen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144868)** § (Poll 47): Suzanne ¤ Bird On a Wire ¤ Hallelujah ¤ Everybody Knows ¤ First We Take Manhattan ¤ Famous Blue Raincoat  
**[Collective Soul](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147601)** § (Poll 53): December ¤ The World I Know ¤ Shine ¤ Gel ¤ Heavy ¤ Smashing Young Man  
**[Commander Cody (And His Lost Planet Airmen)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275092)** § (Poll 71): Beat Me Daddy Eight to the Bar ¤ Hot Rod Lincoln ¤ Lost In The Ozone ¤ Too Much Fun ¤ Mama Hated Diesels ¤ Everybody’s Doin’ It (Everybody’s Truckin’)  
**[Concrete Blond](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150920)** § (Poll 57): Caroline ¤ Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) ¤ Joey ¤ Tomorrow, Wendy ¤ Happy Birthday ¤ Everybody Knows  
**[Alice Cooper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146258)** § (Poll 48): School’s Out ¤ No More Mr. Nice Guy ¤ Elected ¤ I’m Eighteen ¤ Only Women Bleed ¤ Welcome to My Nightmare  
**[Elvis Costello](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147597)** § (Poll 52): Watching The Detectives ¤ Alison ¤ Radio, Radio ¤ Oliver’s Army ¤ (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace Love and Understanding ¤ Veronica  
**[Counting Crows](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273990)** § (Poll 67): Mr. Jones ¤ Anna Begins ¤ Rain King ¤ A Long December ¤ Round Here ¤ Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby  
**[Cowboy Junkies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150921)** § (Poll 58): Sweet Jane ¤ A Common Disaster ¤ Misguided Angel ¤ Walking After Midnight ¤ Angel Mine ¤ Murder Tonight In The Trailer Park  
**[Cracker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272858)** § (Poll 63): Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now) ¤ Eurotrash Girl ¤ Get Off This ¤ Low ¤ Movie Star ¤ I Hate My Generation  
**[Cream](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149259)** § (Poll 54): White Room ¤ Sunshine Of Your Love ¤ Tale Of Brave Ulysses ¤ Badge ¤ Strange Brew ¤ Crossroads  
**[Creed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273989)** § (Poll 66): My Own Prison ¤ One ¤ Torn ¤ Are You Ready ¤ Higher ¤ What If  
**[Creedence Clearwater Revival](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275089)** § (Poll 69): Fortunate Son ¤ Lookin’ Out My Back Door ¤ Lodi ¤ Proud Mary ¤ Born On The Bayou ¤ Green River  
**[Jim Croce](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157767)** § (Poll 62): Operator (That’s Not the Way It Feels) ¤ I Got A Name ¤ You Don’t Mess Around With Jim ¤ Time In A Bottle ¤ Bad, Bad Leroy Brown ¤ I’ll Have to Say I Love You In a Song  
**[Sheryl Crow](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157762)** § (Poll 60): My Favorite Mistake ¤ Leaving Las Vegas ¤ All I Wanna Do ¤ Every Day Is A Winding Road ¤ If It Makes You Happy ¤ A Change (Would Do You Good)  
**[Crosby Stills Nash / CSNY](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276024)** § (Poll 72): Suite:Judy Blue Eyes ¤ Ohio ¤ Woodstock ¤ Wooden Ships ¤ Helpless ¤ Long Time Gone  
**[Crosby & Nash / Stills & Manassas Solo Projects](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276029)** § (Poll 74): It Doesn’t Matter ¤ Love The One Your With ¤ Colorado ¤ Fallen Eagle ¤ Immigration Man ¤ Southbound Train  
**[Crowded House](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273992)** § (Poll 68): Don’t Dream It’s Over ¤ Fall at Your Feet ¤ Four Seasons in One Day ¤ Something So Strong ¤ Distant Sun ¤ Hole in the River  
**[The Cult](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276967)** § (Poll 76):

**[The Cure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276966)** § (Poll 75):

**[Derek & The Dominos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149261)** § (Poll 56): Layla ¤ Bell Bottom Blues ¤ Little Wing ¤ Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad? ¤ Key To The Highway ¤ Tell The Truth  
**[John Fogerty (Blue Ridge Rangers)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=275090)** § (Poll 70): Old Man Down The Road ¤ Centerfield ¤ Mr. Greed ¤ Rock and Roll Girls ¤ Almost Saturday Night ¤ Walkin in a Hurricane  
**[Neil Young (& Crazy Horse)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276026)** § (Poll 73): Heart of Gold ¤ After The Goldrush ¤ Like A Hurricaine ¤ Down By The River ¤ Rockin In the Free World ¤ Cinnamon Girl

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/6 "2004-09-28T00:19:20Z")

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teST

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/7 "2004-09-28T16:01:14Z")

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Just checking to see If I still know how to post after four months of seperation from here.

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**Author:** ![Arch\_Trout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9f8e36/32.png) [@Arch\_Trout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arch_Trout)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/8 "2013-06-19T12:54:14Z")

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Testing to see if this thread can become a zombie.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/266061/9 "2013-06-19T14:14:25Z")

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Mission accomplished, thread closed.