# test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [February 24, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410 "2011-02-24T02:41:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/1 "2011-02-24T02:41:10Z")

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just testing something.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/2 "2011-02-24T05:17:44Z")

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Testes? Testes?..1…2…3?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/3 "2011-02-24T21:43:11Z")

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Don’t get all testy with me…

🙂

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/4 "2011-02-25T16:09:37Z")

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You know to tell if a woman is ticklish?  
Give her a couple of test-tickles…  
Ba dum dump.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/5 "2011-02-25T17:06:00Z")

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did it work?

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/6 "2011-02-25T17:25:36Z")

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> [@Tahssa](#):
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> Testes? Testes?..1..2..3?

Three?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/7 "2011-02-25T21:58:55Z")

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It’s a Beavis and Butthead joke. They go into their school’s gym where Bill Clinton is talking to the kids and they go up to the mike and instead of saying “Testing, testing, 1, 2.” Beavis says, “Testes, testes, 1,2…3?” and Bill Clinton chuckles and says, “I love that joke.”

This clip has some of the scene but for some reason the bunghole who put it up left off the joke part.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhlS89e-7qg)

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**Author:** ![Sid\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sid\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sid_F)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/8 "2011-02-27T12:08:39Z")

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test

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/9 "2011-02-27T13:06:46Z")

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you passed.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/10 "2011-02-27T13:11:31Z")

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I thought I had lost the edit function. Didn’t realize the thread I wanted to edit was in the marketplace.

This is a silly place.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/11 "2011-02-27T13:26:35Z")

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As long as there’s already a test thread active, I’ve always wondered about something. What happens if you put smilies in italic?

_😃_

ETA: Answer: Not a damn thing. They still look the same, and you can’t tell they are inside italic tags.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/12 "2011-02-27T15:47:16Z")

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Question number 1:

Name the first person who has been to space and whose last name rhymes with the main character from a Joss Whedon television series.

(since banning the internet won’t work, we’ll go on the honor system and just ask how many clicks it took you to get the answer - one for each search, one for each time you follow a link)

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/13 "2011-02-27T21:45:40Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> just testing something.

Interesting coincidence. At the same moment you were conducting this test, I was also conducting a test. Unfortunately, my results are inconclusive as the duct tape securing the anenometer (wind speed meter) to the live chicken lost adherence when the rocket’s second booster engaged.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/14 "2011-02-27T21:46:24Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> Interesting coincidence. At the same moment you were conducting this test, I was also conducting a test. Unfortunately, my results are inconclusive as the duct tape securing the anenometer (wind speed meter) to the live chicken lost adherence when the rocket’s second booster engaged.

Holy, Illuminati, Batman-- me too!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/15 "2011-02-27T22:15:19Z")

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stset mad dog

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/16 "2011-02-28T15:03:39Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> Interesting coincidence. At the same moment you were conducting this test, I was also conducting a test. Unfortunately, my results are inconclusive as the duct tape securing the anemometer (wind speed meter) to the live chicken lost adherence when the rocket’s second booster engaged.

Well, there’s **my** problem. I had the darn thing strapped on backwards.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/17 "2011-02-28T15:30:13Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Question number 1:
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> Name the first person who has been to space and whose last name rhymes with the main character from a Joss Whedon television series.
> 
> (since banning the internet won’t work, we’ll go on the honor system and just ask how many clicks it took you to get the answer - one for each search, one for each time you follow a link)

Joe Duffy.

And no internets were harmed in the guessing of that guess.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/18 "2011-02-28T15:33:48Z")

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> [@Lare](#):
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> Well, there’s **my** problem. I had the darn thing strapped on backwards.

Beak up, belly in.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/19 "2011-03-02T04:18:04Z")

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Folks are still posting in this thing? Crimminy, one of my better OPs!

😃

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/572410/21 "2011-03-03T16:23:23Z")

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