# test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [January 14, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795 "2014-01-14T17:04:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/41 "2014-01-17T16:41:45Z")

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But one day inflation  
Swept over the nation …

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/42 "2014-01-17T16:42:17Z")

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There once was an old dame from Brest  
Who thought she had lost all her zest  
'Til one day she found  
A man tightly wound  
And screamed oh my god you’re the best!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/43 "2014-01-17T16:44:37Z")

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Burma Shave!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/44 "2014-01-17T16:45:46Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> But one day inflation  
> Swept over the nation …

And the monkey crawled onto her vest.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/45 "2014-01-18T04:41:30Z")

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There once was a mod self-possessed  
Who posted in SD a test,  
Fill in  
Fill in  
A sanguinary capillary,  
Cardiopulmonary  
Something something arrest.

That’s all I got.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/46 "2014-01-18T05:46:26Z")

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[enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
[enter 7 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
[enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]

Extra points if it’s about cats or sex.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/47 "2014-01-19T14:31:40Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
>
> [enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
> [enter 7 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
> [enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]
> 
> Extra points if it’s about cats or sex.

My unending quest  
To keep my cats off my chest  
When in bed I rest.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/48 "2014-01-19T21:03:35Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
>
> [enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
> [enter 7 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]  
> [enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]
> 
> Extra points if it’s about cats or sex.

Now I can attest  
(Since I have my current pest):  
Cats? They are the best.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/49 "2014-01-20T14:04:55Z")

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Allcaps test  
:rolleyes:

:ROLLEYES:

Results: The automatic removal of allcaps posts does allow the the smiley to activate.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/678795/50 "2014-01-22T01:44:48Z")

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There once was the Doper El’Cherry  
Whose posts all were usually merry.  
Whilst posting a test,  
We all jibed in jest  
And she locked up her thread in a herry.

😃

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