# Test
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [July 28, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065 "2001-07-28T07:21:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Slee\_Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slee_Slacker)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/1 "2001-07-28T07:21:05Z")
☹ quote
“Now is the time”
[scroll]HI[/scroll]
,: :~ ;` ;~ \
Hi all~
What should I expect here?
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### Author:  [@Slee\_Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slee_Slacker)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2001, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/2 "2001-07-28T07:23:08Z")
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[Spell]charmon[/spell]
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### Author:  [@Slee\_Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slee_Slacker)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/3 "2001-07-28T07:25:53Z")
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### Author:  [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/4 "2001-07-29T05:35:44Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Slee Slacker \*
>
> Hi all~
>
> What should I expect here?
> \*\*
Hi there! Welcome to the SDMB!
(oooo, I got to welcome somebody!)
Looks like you’re getting the hang of things already, testing the waters (and your vB skills) in ATMB. Next move, of course, should be to dive into MPSIMS and introduce yourself there.
Depending on where you hang, you can expect thought-provoking statements (Great Debates, General Questions), enlightenment on just about any subject(General Questions, Comments on Cecil’s Column, Comments on Staff Reports), many giggles (MPSIMS, the Pit, Great Debates), and even a good bout of rightous indignance (the Pit) once in a while.
However, when making rash statements, have cites readily available. Except in MPSIMS.
Hanging here beats rereading “The Winter Queen” for the 467th time.
And Hi Opal is an old joke…Opalcat made a rash statement about hating two-item lists (especially bulleted ones) and said that there ought to be at least three, even if the third was only Hi Opal!.
Being the bunch that we are, the board membership seized on this and immediately began beating the joke to death. Apparently, it isn’t dead yet, somewhat to Opalcat’s growing dismay. Just remember, properly speaking, the third item should be Hi Opal **only if you don’t have any more items**.
See ya 'round, if not, see ya square…
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### Author:  [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/5 "2001-07-29T07:39:50Z")
Testes, Testes. 1, 2, **3???**
P.S. Anyone who correctly guesses where I stole this from gets 10 Krap-E™ points.
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### Author:  [@daffodil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daffodil)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/6 "2001-07-29T11:20:40Z")
\ test
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### Author:  [@daffodil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daffodil)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/7 "2001-07-29T11:24:24Z")
- okay? \* I am **blond** 😉
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### Author:  [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/8 "2001-07-29T12:37:34Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mikahw \*
> \*\*Testes, Testes. 1, 2, **3???**
>
> P.S. Anyone who correctly guesses where I stole this from gets 10 Krap-E™ points. \*\*
B&B, the early years.
Judge is a genius.
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### Author:  [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/9 "2001-07-30T07:24:19Z")
sig?
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### Author:  [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/10 "2001-07-30T07:56:35Z")
Congradulations, **FarmerOak**. You get 10 **10 Krap-E™** points.
[sub]not redeemable for cash. no claim made of product strength. all rights reserved. see official rules at your local McDonalds[/sub]
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### Author:  [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/11 "2001-07-30T13:55:04Z")
[alvin](http://home.earthlink.net/~zohn/alvin.jpg) [justin](http://home.earthlink.net/~zohn/justin.jpg)
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### Author:  [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2001, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/12 "2001-07-31T12:29:28Z")
**Testing** , _testing_, testing
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### Author:  [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/74065/13 "2001-07-31T12:34:22Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mikahw \*
> \*\*[sub]not redeemable for cash. no claim made of product strength. all rights reserved. see official rules at your local McDonalds[/sub] \*\*
I’m not allowed within 500 feet of my local McDonald’s due to a misunderstanding about how many napkins I’m entitled to on a per-burger basis. Can you send me a copy of the rules?