# Test **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 26, 2017, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336 "2017-09-26T06:03:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/1 "2017-09-26T06:03:06Z")
Tees. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/2 "2017-09-26T06:06:07Z")
Autocorrect, it should read “test”. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/3 "2017-09-26T07:51:27Z")
Does that mean your test failed? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/4 "2017-09-26T12:44:21Z")
Heh, he said “test tees”. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/5 "2017-09-26T20:41:43Z")
Maybe he thought we’d be tickled. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/6 "2017-09-26T21:27:39Z")
testes, testes 1, 2 3? ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/7 "2017-09-28T15:36:30Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > testes, testes > 1, 2 > 3? 3!? And no my test passed. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/8 "2017-09-28T16:24:12Z")
My doctor is concerned, one of my testes is larger than the other two. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/9 "2017-09-28T17:32:34Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > My doctor is concerned, one of my testes is larger than the other two. Which reminds me of the locker room joke, the punch line of which is, “Well, you’d better have four of them yourself!” ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/10 "2017-09-28T20:17:36Z")
If you are particular about this test, does it mean you are testicular? ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/11 "2017-09-29T05:05:18Z")
Ok, to clarify… I was looking at the number of total threads per forum and my intuition told me it was off. So I started another thread to see if it bumped the count by one. It did. The test - tees thing was a mistake. Autocorrect thinks I’m a perv. You would really laugh at my other examples. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/12 "2017-09-29T21:13:44Z")
You know, the vast majority of men have more than the average number of testicles. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/13 "2017-09-30T15:37:44Z")
> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > You know, the vast majority of men have more than the average number of testicles. You know who else _didn’t_, right? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/14 "2017-09-30T16:00:27Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > You know who else _didn’t_, right? Balzac? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/15 "2017-10-01T00:58:48Z")
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. “Aha!” mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. “Aha!” said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the rightside… then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, “How does that feel now?” The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it. What did you do?” The doctor replied, “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.” ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/16 "2017-10-01T15:56:48Z")
You know how to tell if a woman is ticklish, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/797336/17 "2017-10-02T20:51:35Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > You know how to tell if a woman is ticklish, don’t you? See Post #5.