# Test
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [July 9, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551 "2018-07-09T06:28:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/1 "2018-07-09T06:28:51Z")
Test
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### Author:  [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/2 "2018-07-09T16:43:50Z")
Darn it ------ late and naked again. Just like in my dreams.
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/3 "2018-07-12T04:07:01Z")
So after failing college level [Test thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856571) after [Test thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854498) after [Test thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855509) after [Test thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849949), perhaps one might come to the conclusion that SDMB posters are not as academically advanced as advertised. Sigh.
I think the problem is that we need to go back to high school.
The rules are simple. I give you the definition. You supply the proper word. In the spirit of fairness and encouragement I will tell you the words are ordered properly and I will give you the second-to-last letter of each. Now let’s see who can pass this high school test and move on to better things.
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1. Not a good guy: \_ A \_
2. You might carry this on a trip: \_ \_ \_ E \_
3. Type of dish: \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ T \_
4. Gorge: \_ \_ \_ T \_
5. Composer: \_ I \_
6. Fabric: \_ I \_
7. East Indian tree: \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ O \_
8. Comic’s tool : \_ \_ R \_
9. Taken care of: \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ E \_
10. Spiritual peak: \_ \_ R \_
11. Variety of citrus: \_ \_ \_ M \_
12. Add a lot of water to: \_ \_ \_ \_ T \_
13. Number seven: \_ \_ \_ \_ A \_
14. Number six: \_ \_ R \_
15. Gloomy: \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ N \_
16. Mythical creature: \_ Y \_
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/4 "2018-07-12T04:25:47Z")
If we’re in highschool, meet me under the bleachers, we’ll get high. It’s the only way to test!
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/5 "2018-07-12T04:33:38Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> If we’re in highschool, meet me under the bleachers, we’ll get high. It’s the only way to test!
Good thing this is not a drug test! See you there.
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### Author:  [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/6 "2018-07-12T05:03:49Z")
> [@Biotop](#):
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> 1. Mythical creature: \_ Y \_
Voldemort. 🆒
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/7 "2018-07-12T05:53:12Z")
Why the fuck is it that of all the threads I start the ones that get the most responses are test threads in ATMB?!
:mad:
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/8 "2018-07-12T06:25:25Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Why the fuck is it that of all the threads I start the ones that get the most responses are test threads in ATMB?!
> :mad:
Think of it as a test.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/9 "2018-07-12T06:34:31Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Why the fuck is it that of all the threads I start the ones that get the most responses are test threads in ATMB?!
> :mad:
Don’t be so testy:)
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### Author:  [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/10 "2018-07-12T07:09:53Z")
> [@zoid](#):
>
> Why the fuck is it that of all the threads I start the ones that get the most responses are test threads in ATMB?!
> :mad:
Because we love you and think you are awesome. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/11 "2018-07-12T16:01:54Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
>
> Voldemort. 🆒
Alas not even close to correct. No higher level for you.
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### Author:  [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/12 "2018-07-12T19:15:32Z")
This took way too long, lol
1)Satan
2)Satchel
3)???
4)Satiate
5)???
6)Satin
7)Satinwood
8)Satire
9)Satisfied
10)???
11)Satsuma
12)Saturate
13)Saturday
14)Saturn
15)Saturnine
16)Satyr
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### Author:  [@ThisOneGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisOneGuy)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/13 "2018-07-12T19:42:36Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> This took way too long, lol
> 10: ???
10: Satori
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/14 "2018-07-12T19:44:26Z")
Awesome **Blank Slate**! You have passed your SAT test. You are accepted to college. And here I thought all these tests would remain unsolved.
Missing 2 answers still for a tidy conclusion. Anyone?
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### Author:  [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/15 "2018-07-12T19:50:58Z")
> [@ThisOneGuy](#):
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> 10: Satori
Ah, thanks. I had to look up the composer, but I’m embarrassed for not getting the dish right away.
1. Satellite
2. Satie
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/16 "2018-07-12T19:54:06Z")
Bravo!
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### Author:  [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/17 "2018-07-12T19:59:48Z")
Thank _you._ These are like SDMB easter eggs.
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### Author:  [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/18 "2018-07-15T01:04:56Z")
> [@zoid](#):
>
> Why the fuck is it that of all the threads I start the ones that get the most responses are test threads in ATMB?!
> :mad:
Because I usually visit ATMB first and I have almost no life?
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/test/817551/19 "2018-07-15T03:36:51Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Thank _you._ These are like SDMB easter eggs.
I really enjoyed writing the [True/False](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20949900&postcount=2) and [Matching](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20983087&postcount=4) tests-- and they are still unsolved at this time (as is the [Makeup test](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20811039&postcount=6), which is just kind of silly). I would be interested if someone could come up with another poster/thread combo for the Matching test. I had to stop with only 16. Someone adding another would very much impress me.