# Testes, testes, 123... **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 25, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992 "2006-07-25T18:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![muzzynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@muzzynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muzzynyc)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/1 "2006-07-25T18:46:12Z")
This is a test. Did my PayPal payment go through? ---
**Author:** ![muzzynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@muzzynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muzzynyc)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/2 "2006-07-25T18:53:12Z")
Why, yes! It did! ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/3 "2006-07-25T20:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Testes, testes, 123… Isn’t that one too many? ---
**Author:** ![muzzynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@muzzynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muzzynyc)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/4 "2006-07-25T20:32:28Z")
It’s actually about 121 too many. But who’s counting? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/5 "2006-07-27T19:40:41Z")
I think this belongs in the “Nasty playground games” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/6 "2006-07-28T16:34:32Z")
No, it didn’t . Please e-mail me your credit card number and social security number for verification. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/7 "2006-07-28T16:46:25Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] Isn’t that one too many? [/QUOTE] The average male has less than two testicles… ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/8 "2006-07-28T16:56:21Z")
I’ve just googled this and you are correct. The average is 1.7298473 per male. How do the contents of your scrotum compare? ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/9 "2006-07-28T16:58:08Z")
Er, if you are of the male gender, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/10 "2006-07-28T17:03:13Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] I’ve just googled this and you are correct. The average is 1.7298473 per male. How do the contents of your scrotum compare? [/QUOTE] I have 42.1% fewer testicles than the average male. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/11 "2006-07-28T17:28:14Z")
I need a calculator. I’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/12 "2006-07-28T17:35:11Z")
You have 1.0015816 testicles. But I’m prepared to be wrong. If anyone wants to know how many I possess, they’ll have to do a lot of searching. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/13 "2006-07-28T17:52:12Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] You have 1.0015816 testicles. [/QUOTE] It’s a very large testicle. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/14 "2006-07-28T17:55:45Z")
Yours or mine? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/15 "2006-07-28T18:22:48Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] Yours or mine? [/QUOTE] Mine. Yours, I only know by reputation. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/16 "2006-07-28T18:36:13Z")
Since you can’t provide a cite for your so-called large testicle (I hope) please go away and weigh it. The average is 10-15gm but I’d like your answer in avoirdupois. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/17 "2006-07-28T18:49:35Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] …I’d like your answer in avoirdupois. [/QUOTE] I flunked foreign languages, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/18 "2006-07-28T19:04:36Z")
Well calculate the volume then. Squeeze it a bit until it resembles a sphere then use the formula (4/3) x pi x (radius cubed). ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/19 "2006-07-28T19:26:32Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] Well calculate the volume then. Squeeze it a bit until it resembles a sphere… [/QUOTE] You don’t have testicles, do you… ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testes-testes-123/365992/20 "2006-07-28T20:08:22Z")
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