# Testicle Poll!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 5, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384 "2002-05-05T12:25:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/21 "2002-05-08T14:17:56Z")

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testes… testes… one, two, three…  
testes… testes… one, two, three…

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/22 "2002-05-09T21:38:17Z")

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Same Size, Left hangs lower, right handed, American, Slightly ti the left, no significance.

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**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/23 "2002-05-09T22:05:24Z")

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Both are roughly the same size (right perhaps slightly larger). Right hangs lower. Right handed. I’m American, of predominantly British/Belgian descent. My penis is completely straight (well, physically speaking, anyway ;)).

We righties seems to be an awfully small minority here, what’s up with that?!

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**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/24 "2002-05-09T22:20:35Z")

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Sure your not looking in the mirror there madonnaman?

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**Author:** ![Ssarl\_the\_happy\_Martian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Ssarl\_the\_happy\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ssarl_the_happy_Martian)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/25 "2002-07-08T09:27:29Z")

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My right testicle is both larger and lower. My penis is not bent in any way.  
I’m a right handed Australian.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicle-poll/107384/26 "2002-07-08T10:07:14Z")

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Which is bigger, left or right? Left  
Which hangs lower? Left  
Is that the larger, or the smaller? Larger  
Same size? No  
Are you left handed or right? Left  
What nationality? Irish as far back as I know  
Which way does your penis curve? A wee bit to the left

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