# Testicles and Trailer hitches

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011 "2008-07-02T04:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/41 "2008-07-02T20:58:09Z")

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I thought of this thread (well, the previous one) when I saw a PT Cruiser with a fake foot hanging out the rear compartment. At least, I assumed it was fake. :eek:

[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
“You see, Officer, it’s like this: I was trying to drive the entire Kama Sutra. Well, I hit the gas when I should have braked and that’s how my grille got in her tailpipe.”  
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In her tailpipe? I still have scars from changing lanes without signaling. :mad:

ETA: **TM** , isn’t that the differential? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/42 "2008-07-02T21:42:18Z")

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I was expecting to do a lot of wincing while reading a thread entitled “Testicles and Trailer hitches”. I thought it would be something similar to “Testicles and Toddlers swinging Toy Trains”, or “Testicles and Collapsing Stiles”.

I can’t decide if I’m disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/43 "2008-07-02T21:59:49Z")

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> ETA: TM, isn’t that the differential?

Well, transaxle, if you’re feeling pedantic today.

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> The transmission and differential were both housed in magnesium and aluminum alloy cases. To aid in optimal weight distribution, the transmission sat behind the differential, drive going through 180 [degrees] from the crankshaft to the end of the driveshaft.

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**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/44 "2008-07-02T22:05:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]  
I thought of this thread (well, the previous one) when I saw a PT Cruiser with a fake foot hanging out the rear compartment. At least, I assumed it was fake. :eek: :  
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We used to have a fake arm (well, we might still have it somewhere) that we would slam in the trunk door of our Dodge Neon, usually around Halloween, and drive around town. Good times, good times.

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**Author:** ![groo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecd19e/32.png) [@groo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groo)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/45 "2008-07-05T14:44:57Z")

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I see these things here in LA. Symbolically, a man gets inside something that has testicles. Maybe they want to signal each other, but for some reason don’t want to use the rainbow stickers.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/57b2e6/32.png) [@Quasimodal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodal)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-and-trailer-hitches/455011/46 "2008-07-06T09:16:32Z")

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Hey Focusonz, did my thread bitching about redneck town bring this thread on? In fact your OP looks like it’s directly lifted from my post.

Anyways I also have to deal with shitty bumper stickers like the ever clever “FAHQ” and one that unbelievably read “Stop Strokin’ and start Cummin’”

One of those dumbasses happened loudly harassed me at a red light because I was looking in my car mirror trying to tidy my face up.

I FUCKING HATE REDNECKS AND THEIR FUCKING TRUCKS! I hope Satan personally cuts of their testicles and mounts them on his SUV when they reach the pits of Hell!!! I wish I could personally piss in all their faces.

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