# Testicles for sale **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492 "2003-11-27T01:17:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/1 "2003-11-27T01:17:12Z")
I don’t have much use for them so I’m selling them. They have low mileage and are super clean. I have all service and “oil change” documents on them. Nicely sized for the man who wants to impress but needs them out of the way during the work day. I will entertain any reasonable offer. So lets open up the floor… ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/2 "2003-11-27T01:21:07Z")
I can toss in a frank to go with your beans. Hell, I ain’t using it much. ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/3 "2003-11-27T01:34:11Z")
so… one dollar then? ---
**Author:** ![Herge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Herge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herge)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/4 "2003-11-27T01:54:59Z")
What mpg do you get out of them? Have you ever burned rubber in them? That would reduce their value. Do they ever have problems starting on frosty mornings? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/5 "2003-11-27T02:03:34Z")
I wouldn’t suggest letting anyone “kick the tires” . . . ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/6 "2003-11-27T02:11:56Z")
Can you certify the odometer reading on them? And what about emissions control … are they California legal or gray-market testicles? ---
**Author:** ![Herge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Herge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herge)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/7 "2003-11-27T02:14:27Z")
Ever had a “blow out” with them? I was going to ask for a test drive, but I’ve suddenly thought better of it. Erm… lube job… no… erm… OK I’m all done now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/8 "2003-11-27T02:54:45Z")
Do they come with a sack to put 'em in? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/9 "2003-11-27T03:09:45Z")
One of the nuttiest threads I ever opened… ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/10 "2003-11-27T03:16:38Z")
I’ll throw the sack in for free. But i’ve got to warn you that they have a few scratches and dents… Some women just don’t know how to keep them on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/11 "2003-11-27T05:48:18Z")
Do we get a testes drive? ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/12 "2003-11-27T05:50:45Z")
Do you really want one? ---
**Author:** ![Bimble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@Bimble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bimble)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/13 "2003-11-27T15:58:34Z")
Can you give us a _ball_-park figure with regards to price? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/14 "2003-11-27T16:47:46Z")
All you need is one. Is there _vas deferens_ between the two? “_Epi, did 'e miss_ 'em?” ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/15 "2003-11-27T17:06:34Z")
Ah yes. **quiltguy154** brings up a good point. Are you willing to sell them individually or only as a pair? ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/16 "2003-11-27T18:59:25Z")
Are you prepared to ship overseas ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/17 "2003-11-27T21:12:31Z")
This seems like an eBay thread started by a newly divorced woman. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/18 "2003-11-28T03:16:49Z")
Mine haven’t been hooked up for the past year, but I think I’ll keep 'em just the same. Aesthetic considerations, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/19 "2003-11-28T03:19:05Z")
Do you have the original purchase reciept? It would take a ballsy guy to buy testicles that might be stolen property. Sorry, Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/20 "2003-11-28T03:33:30Z")
I’ll sell mine, too. Past performance indicates they work, although they’ve been driven in poor weather lately and are probably not in the best of shape. We can arrange the transfer in [Montreal](http://www.grsmontreal.com/) when I’m up there in the next year or so. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492.md?page=2)