# Testicles for sale **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492 "2003-11-27T01:17:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/21 "2003-11-28T04:35:44Z")
They’re not blue are they? I don’t like them in blue. Do they have any warranty left on them? What’s your return policy? ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/22 "2003-11-28T04:37:38Z")
spogga-I’d ship them over sea’s but there would just be to much seamen envolved. ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/23 "2003-11-28T04:38:45Z")
I ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/24 "2003-11-28T04:50:44Z")
Someone had better go balls to the wall on this one. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/25 "2003-11-28T05:43:06Z")
Feller, I gots me mah own pair of balls, and sonny boy, they’re plenty big enough that I don’t need no spares! ---
**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/26 "2003-11-28T07:23:55Z")
do they cum with a money-shot guarantee? Not that I’m interested in buying… if my wife had her druthers, mine would be out there competing with yours for a buyer. ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/27 "2003-11-28T11:39:39Z")
I really think it’s kind of tacky to sell off the family’s jewels just because you need the cash… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492/28 "2003-11-28T15:18:12Z")
Hmmm, I’m almost convinced this would be a good buy. I do need a spare set as I’m prone to forget the primary ones at home while I’m out running errands. They should fit in the glove compartment nicely. How about a trade? I’ve got an appendix and three wisdom teeth that I don’t need any more. Has anybody seen Jerry O’Connell chasing Jake Busey’s amputated nut around a hospital in _Tomcats_? Good, clean family fun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testicles-for-sale/215492.md?page=1)