# Testimony: Lap Dancing "Not Sexually Stimulating"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testimony-lap-dancing-not-sexually-stimulating/474564>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testimony-lap-dancing-not-sexually-stimulating/474564 "2008-11-26T15:42:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testimony-lap-dancing-not-sexually-stimulating/474564/1 "2008-11-26T15:42:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> [Lap dancing ‘not sexual act’ claims head of club organisation](http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/nov/25/lap-dancing-parliament)
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> Lap dancing “is not sexually stimulating”, the chairman of the Lap Dancing Association told a parliamentary committee today.
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> Simon Warr made the claim, which was greeted with scepticism by MPs, while he was giving evidence to the Commons culture committee as part of an inquiry into the operation of the Licensing Act.
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> The government is under pressure to change the act so that lap dancing clubs have to be licensed as sex encounter establishments…

Basically, he’s responding to a bunch of grandstanding politicians with “CITE?” 😛

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/testimony-lap-dancing-not-sexually-stimulating/474564/2 "2008-11-26T15:54:30Z")

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I guess he’s doing it wrong.