# Tests show recent ingestion of: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673 "2001-07-16T14:00:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/1 "2001-07-16T14:00:41Z")
8oz. Jagermeister 8oz. Rumplemintz 8oz. Bacardi 151 8oz. Goldschlager 60oz. Miller Genuine Draft 3oz. Jose Cuervo Tequilla 12oz. Military Special Gin 1 Can Five-Alive Concentrate 1/2 Tub Cool Whip 1 Havana Cuban cigar 1 X-Large Pizza w/ Onions, Mushrooms and Black Olives 3/4 Lime 1 Tbsp Salt I just wanted everyone to know that my Friday night rocked the house. šŸ˜ƒ So, Happy Monday Morning people. How was your weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/2 "2001-07-16T14:23:32Z")
Can we say ā€œCirrossisā€? But who am I to talk . . . Tripler Iā€™d say you have an alcohol abuse problem, but it looks like you didnā€™t spill any. . . šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/3 "2001-07-16T14:35:21Z")
A mere 3 oz. of tequila? Wuss. I want details on the 1/2 tub of Cool-Whip. That just doesnā€™t seem to belong on that list. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/4 "2001-07-16T14:42:43Z")
Awwwā€¦ Iā€™m suprised that doesnā€™t look familiar to you **Trip**. Those would be the ingredients for ā€œLiquid Cocaineā€. Then again, maybe you havenā€™t been to New Orleans. šŸ˜‰ Who you callinā€™ a wuss **Arden**? šŸ˜‰ Thatā€™s not bad for a lightweight like myself, and the tequilla was done towards the end of the nightā€¦ after I had drank myself retarded. The Cool Whip was just part of a drink. Sorry to dissapoint, but nothing really dirty thereā€¦ well, except for the fact that my friend Tracy put some in her cleavage and told me to go get it. Being the gentleman that I am, I quickly fetched her husband. I knowā€¦ Iā€™m no fun. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/5 "2001-07-16T14:46:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*Awwwā€¦ Iā€™m suprised that doesnā€™t look familiar to you **Trip**. Those would be the ingredients for ā€œLiquid Cocaineā€. Then again, maybe you havenā€™t been to New Orleans. šŸ˜‰ > \*\* Actually, no I havenā€™t. Iā€™m not much of a mixed drink guy anyway. Iā€™m a Miller Lite, Samuel Adams, and Corona conneiseur. If I drink liquor, itā€™s usually straight or right from the bottle. > [@](#): > > \*\* > after I had drank myself retarded. \*\* I gotta use that sometime. Thatā€™s classic! Tripler I was required to go easy this weekend. Iā€™ve got ā€œThe Beeper ā€˜Oā€™ Funā€. ---
**Author:** ![Jadis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Jadis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jadis)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/6 "2001-07-16T15:01:53Z")
No offense, but are we supposed to believe that all of that alcohol was consumed by you, alone? Because from my calculations, with a ā€œregularā€ shot being 1 fluid oz and a ā€œlargeā€ shot being 1.25 fluid oz, you drank approximately 47 regular shots (or 37.6 large shots) of hard alcohol and 5 beers. If this list is accurate, you should be quite dead. Forgive me for being dubious. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/7 "2001-07-16T15:02:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Who you callinā€™ a wuss Arden? Thatā€™s not bad for a lightweight like myself, and the tequilla was done towards the end of the nightā€¦ after I had drank myself retarded. See? There ya go. A sure sign of a wuss. šŸ˜‰ Canā€™t handle tequila until youā€™re already wasted. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/8 "2001-07-16T15:09:55Z")
**Jadis** ā€¦ youā€™re rightā€¦ Iā€™m sorry. Those top four should just be 4oz. The rest are correct. I was looking at it as, ā€œI had 8 liquid cocainesā€, and did my math wrong. Sorry. ā˜¹ Quit making fun of me **Arden**! šŸ˜‰ Else I shall have to challenge you to a tequila drinking contest. **Trip** , by all means use it. It works for everything. šŸ˜‰ BTW- 100 cool points to anyone who can tell me what comic strip ā€œTests show recent ingestion of:ā€ references. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/9 "2001-07-16T17:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW- 100 cool points to anyone who can tell me what comic strip ā€œTests show recent ingestion of:ā€ references. _sigh_ That would be Bloom County. CEO of the comics group, W.A. Thornhump III has all the characters tested for drugs, in a show of social conscience. The list you gave is similar to what Bill the Cat consumed; the verdict was ā€œDrug addict, but too valuable to fire.ā€ Berke Breathed, the writer/artist, had consumed (IIRC) ā€œOne marijuana brownie, eaten 12 years ago. Verdict: Drug addict ā€“ recommend termination.ā€ BTW, that was from memory. How about a tough one now? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/10 "2001-07-16T18:01:37Z")
Glad to see you survived the Liquid Cocaineā€¦ and youā€™re chipper this morning? Sheesh! Be careful now, you hear? ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/11 "2001-07-16T18:12:28Z")
**Capā€™n** , you rule! I love Bloom County. :sigh: Well, my husband and I went to the fair this weekend. Ah yes, the smell of cow manure and elephant ears, mingled in a nauseous bundle. Ate some fair food of course: I had a meatball sub (okay) and hubby had pizza (yum!). I also had one of those frozen, chocolate dipped bananas [sub]place all phallic reference jokes in this box, please[/sub] and it was yummy! They also had one of those climbing towers where you can put on a harness and see how far you can get. They have easy to hard but you only win a prize with the hard size [sub]Iā€™m making the jokes tooo easy for you guys[/sub], so I figured Iā€™d try the hard one [sub]oh, god, not again[/sub]. I got within 3 feet of the top and my fingers gave out. The carnie guy said I shouldā€™ve relied more on my legs to push me up and my fingers to just hold on. Next time, I will conquor it! Saw 2 incredibly beautiful Percheron (sp) horses being bathed. They were a lovely silver-gray, about 18 hands high (approx. 6.5 feetā€¦at the shoulder!). I stood there, just transfixed, for about 15 minutes until my husband said, ā€œUmm, honey, can we go now.ā€ We were going to ride the double-ferris wheel but it was closed for maintenance so we rode the bumper boats instead. Had so much fun, I had to go home and take a nap on the couch with my cat! šŸ˜ƒ So, **Simetra** , any headache from that Friday night? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/12 "2001-07-16T18:20:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*Quit making fun of me **Arden**! šŸ˜‰ Else I shall have to challenge you to a tequila drinking contest. > \*\* Youā€™d be under the table, wuss-boy! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/13 "2001-07-16T18:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Be careful now, you hear? \*\* \ Yes maā€™am. šŸ˜‰ Trust meā€¦ I wonā€™t be doing that again any time soon. **Capā€™n** ā€¦ Yesā€¦ yes it was an easy one, but not everyone is a die-hard Breathed fan like I am or apparently like you or **BunnyGirl** are soā€¦ šŸ˜‰ How about, after Billā€™s brain is replaced by Trumpā€™s, what was one of Mr. Trumpā€™s schemes that he talked about, while in the Trump Princess II, to make his money back? **Bunny** , it was a very bad headache. One of the reasons I wonā€™t be doing that again soon. I walked outside and God had the sun turned all the way up just to show me how dumb I am. šŸ˜‰ Glad you had a good time at the fair. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![SouprChckn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@SouprChckn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouprChckn)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tests-show-recent-ingestion-of/72673/14 "2001-07-16T22:16:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*1 Havana Cuban cigar \*\* Sweet Lord, youā€™re eating cigars?