# Texas Assholes, California Freaks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273 "2005-08-16T14:54:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/1 "2005-08-16T14:54:51Z")
Just wanted to pop in and paint with a really wide brush, since it seems to be a popular thing to on the boards recently. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/2 "2005-08-16T14:57:37Z")
You forgot the part about the sperm accents. I love the sperm accents. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/3 "2005-08-16T15:02:11Z")
Hey, don’t get me started on that “Minnesota Nice” load of crap. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/4 "2005-08-16T15:03:38Z")
It doesn’t matter where all of y’all are. All of y’all are not Colorado. All of your states suck. ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/5 "2005-08-16T15:08:12Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > All of y’all are not Colorado. And we’d like to keep it that way. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/6 "2005-08-16T15:09:59Z")
Ya’ bunch a freakin’ homogeneityphobes. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/7 "2005-08-16T15:10:05Z")
Why is it so windy in Oklahoma? Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows. But yeah, the broad brush painting this past week/month/whatever is getting old. To anyone doing it: Hey, man, it makes you look completely idiotic and whatever valid point you may have had hidden in your post is lost due to your blatant stupidity. Fighting ignorance indeed. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/8 "2005-08-16T15:10:18Z")
Wutsa matta wit you? You forgot da New Yawk thugs! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/9 "2005-08-16T15:13:14Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > It doesn’t matter where all of y’all are. All of y’all are not Colorado. All of your states suck. At least our cops can find their own left elbows with help from the Boy Scouts. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/10 "2005-08-16T15:13:19Z")
Can we say something bad about French-Canadians and how there should be a bounty on them? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/11 "2005-08-16T15:13:24Z")
Everybody who paints with a broad brush is an uneducated baffoon. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/12 "2005-08-16T15:15:06Z")
I stopped hugging trees long enough to post, you SUV driving wastrels. Back to my soy tea. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/13 "2005-08-16T15:15:15Z")
Jersey attitude? What fuckin’ Jersey attitude? I got ya fuckin’ Jersey attitude right fuckin’ here! :: grabs package :: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/14 "2005-08-16T15:16:13Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Can we say something bad about French-Canadians and how there should be a bounty on them? Only if you remind folks to harvest the pelts, afterward. Granted, the hair ain’t pretty, but you shouldn’t waste it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/15 "2005-08-16T15:19:17Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > But yeah, the broad brush painting this past week/month/whatever is getting old. Yeah, everyone who paints people with a broad brush is an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/16 "2005-08-16T15:25:29Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, everyone who paints people with a broad brush is an asshole. All generalisations are wrong, including this one. I’ve got statistics! (Will penicillin help?) ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/17 "2005-08-16T15:29:53Z")
Well Kinky Freidman did sing “I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso.” ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/18 "2005-08-16T15:33:02Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Why is it so windy in Oklahoma? > > Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows. What keep Texas from floating out into the Gulf? Oklahoma sucks. [sub]I know. It’s old and lame, but it’s pretty much all I’ve got right now.[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/19 "2005-08-16T16:05:14Z")
But…but…I **am** a freak! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273/20 "2005-08-16T16:08:24Z")
Mississippi only exists to keep Alabama from being the bottom of the list. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-assholes-california-freaks/317273.md?page=2)