# Texas Crawfish Festival - MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 19, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601 "2010-04-19T03:50:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/81 "2010-04-22T11:09:11Z")

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Awake kinda. Donwanna. Is it Firday yet?

Maybe breakfast will help.

Hugs!

GT

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/82 "2010-04-22T11:12:05Z")

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Happy belated, **mmmmm**.  
Better night. Much better night. Will survive.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/83 "2010-04-22T12:02:30Z")

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Up, caffeinated, off to irk.

**LiLi** , who will survive, you or **Gnat**?😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/84 "2010-04-22T12:27:15Z")

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Happy Earth Day to you.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/85 "2010-04-22T12:30:42Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Happy Earth Day to you.

Og, save us from the bunnyhuggers. 😛

Blurf. Blurfity blurf blurf.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/86 "2010-04-22T13:08:30Z")

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Waiting on a phonecall from Mr Rebo. He’s supposed to call the guy at 8:00. He emailed him last night saying, “Background check results are in. Call me in the morning.”

AAARRRGGHH!! The waiting is killing us. And I’m getting arthritis from my crossed appendages.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/87 "2010-04-22T15:10:30Z")

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Ok, everyone! Stand down, and massage those aching fingers!

Mr Rebo got the job!!! Thanks all of you for the good vibes, it was much appreciated! He starts tomorrow.

_:::takes a deep breath, and blows out slowly:::_

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/88 "2010-04-22T15:25:34Z")

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Great news, **Rebo** and many congrats to **Mr Rebo**!

I am so pleased I can uncross everything now, it was very uncomfortable having to hop to the pub at lunchtime!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/89 "2010-04-22T15:27:46Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> Mr Rebo got the job!!! Thanks all of you for the good vibes, it was much appreciated! He starts tomorrow.

Congrats to **Mr. Rebo** , I think. Starts on Firday? He may deserve condolences instead…

ETA: 😛

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/90 "2010-04-22T15:39:07Z")

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That’s fantastic news, **Rebo.** I’m so glad.

Another sucky day at work full of bullshit and games. Saw a job I may apply for. The problem is that I don’t really like the chief of that section and he’s a total pain in the butt. If I were to qualify, it’d be a promotion, but I’m not quite sure it’d be worth all pain that guy entails.

Decisions, decisions…

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/91 "2010-04-22T16:23:33Z")

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Gratz to:

**Mr. Rebo** on account of the new job,

**Haze** on account of a burfday,

**mmmmmm** on account of a different burfday (her own, ya know),

**kai** on being alive

And all that jazz.

I should be working on my diss. Instead, I’m stressing 😛

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/92 "2010-04-22T19:54:43Z")

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Howdy Y’all! In a much better mood today. The sinuses are not so bad. Irk is still irksome but hey, it’s only eight hours a day. I have decided to just go, do my time and leave. No worries when I’m not there.

Yay for **Mr. Rebo**!

Howdy **kai**! Come play/vent/whatever whenever ya feel like it. It’s what we’re all about.

Glad for the better night **LiLi**.

**Nava** don’t be comin’ in here dissin’. We won’t have it! 😛

Happy birthday backatcha **Lieu** , you bunnyhugger you. 😃

Dindin shall be country fried steak and gravy, steamed cabbage, smashed **N.O.T.** , butter beans and cornbread cause da bear is hongry for some downhome vittles.

Ok, should go get started on stuff.

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/93 "2010-04-22T20:00:52Z")

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I saw the dress code memo today - it’s not too terrible. Pretty much says no spaghetti straps/tank tops, no super revealing clothes, no underwear as outerwear, no workout clothes, no raggedy, worn jeans, no flip flops or athletic shoes or clompy work boots. If you have a meeting with a mucky-muck, wear a suit. They’d prefer business casual the rest of the time, but jeans are OK as long as they’re not faded or tatty.

But my cube neighbor got inspired anyway. He took a demotivator frame, added a photo of our oldest engineer - the guy’s skinny, late-60s, white-haired-and-mustache - dressed in a wig, a crown, a blue dress with a pink boa and open-toed shoes. The caption reads: \*Dress Code - Because engineers don’t know how to dress themselves. \* It’s a hoot!!

Tonight I pack. Tomorrow I head south. I wish I could take my sweetie with me, but he can’t handle more than half an hour in the car at a time, so 6 hours on the interstate would wipe him out. Plus he’d have to amuse himself while I was at my conference. So he’ll be staying home, bored out of his tree.

And as of Sunday, I’m back as a GS employee. NSPS will cease to be at our organization. Makes me no nevermind either way…

Yay, **Mr. Rebo**!!!

Yay for payday, **Puggy**!!!

Yay for being almost Firday!!!

That’s all I’ve got now…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/94 "2010-04-22T22:22:40Z")

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Dindin is et, dishes are washed, bear is tahred.

Have a safe trip **MOOOOOOM**. Try not to stop at _every_ Stuckey’s along the way. That many pecan logs would not be good for you. 😛

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/95 "2010-04-22T22:59:57Z")

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**FCM,** NSPS goes away in June at my organization. Doesn’t affect me, because I was never under it.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/96 "2010-04-22T23:14:55Z")

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Yay **Mr. Rebo**!!!

Happy **Earth Day** to you too, **lieu**! 🆒

Go ahead, **Bobbio** , call me a bunnyhugger!!! I dare ya! ::Hides supersoaker:: 😛 😃

Would the position be less stressful for you, **Taters**? Is it possible that the chief would treat you differently (i.e. better) if you were his employee? I’ve had bosses who were a pain to everyone else, but were actually great to work for (current boss trends in that direction).

Dress code sounds pretty similar to ours, **FCM**. Does it mention shower shoes? We always thought that was funny. Flip flops aren’t allowed under our dress code and they were very careful to include a number of names for them. Made us giggle. We always thought they should resort to pictures, kind of like Glamour magazine’s do’s and don’ts.

Things to cheer people up:

1. Comments I’ve seen say [this](http://www.finisterreuk.com/surfingsheep/) was CGI, which seems rather likely, so don’t be talking about cruelty to animals.

2. Today’s geeky TED video (6 minutes or so long). [The Marshmallow Challenge](http://www.ted.com/talks/tom_wujec_build_a_tower.html). I’ve participated in similar team-building exercises that pretty much made the same point. I loved the statistics, though.

There was more, but I think I need food first…

Back later.

GT

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/97 "2010-04-22T23:15:33Z")

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**YAY** for _all_ the good newsez.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/98 "2010-04-22T23:30:06Z")

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> [@gardentraveler](#):
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> Go ahead, **Bobbio** , call me a bunnyhugger!!! I dare ya! ::Hides supersoaker:: 😛 😃

**Bunnyhugger!**  
::neener neener neener::

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/99 "2010-04-22T23:31:50Z")

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SPLASH!!!

And _neener neener neener_ back atcha!!!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-crawfish-festival-mmp/536601/100 "2010-04-22T23:49:06Z")

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> [@gardentraveler](#):
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> SPLASH!!!
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> And _neener neener neener_ back atcha!!!

I’m a fahrman, and I run into burning building while other people are running out. You think _I’m_ afraid of a little water?!?

:: chases **GT** with a charged inch and a half and attached fog nozzle::

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