# Texas Dildo Massacre **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114 "2004-06-25T00:58:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/21 "2004-06-26T02:25:51Z")
How can you tell if a dildo is anal or vaginal? By its taste. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/22 "2004-06-26T02:29:29Z")
Hmmm, wonder if this is going to cause problems at the annual [Dildo Days celebration.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=167528) ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/23 "2004-06-26T02:37:46Z")
_Straight Dope on The Texas Dildo Massacre_ I used to work at a video store that rented the texas dildo massacre, and on the cover(It stands out in my mind) there’s a hot chick(Well, a porn star ;)) holding a chainsaw, but instead of teeth, it has little dildos around the chain. I’m not entirely certain whether such a device was used in the film however. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/24 "2004-06-26T04:49:28Z")
_“holding a chainsaw, but instead of teeth, it has little dildos around the chain.”_ Holy Shit! :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/25 "2004-06-26T07:46:37Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > I should probably point out again because some people seem to have missed it, but my friends device was a large, plug-in _vibrator_, not a dildo. Hence the hijack I apologized for, but on a subject in a similar vein. That’s okay, it can still be accorded a place of honor in Ye Olde Pleasure Museum, right next to the Horse-drawn Vibrators Of Yesteryear. Their slogan: _You’ve come a long way, baby!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/26 "2004-06-27T03:41:10Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Sadly, I think it’s destined to reside in the Old Dildo Museum (which, if there’s a god, will be “erected” in Texas). NO! It’s gotta go [here](http://www.aroundthebay.ca/profile/Dildo/dil.asp)! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114/27 "2004-06-27T03:56:27Z")
> [@Bookkeeper](#): > > NO! It’s gotta go [here](http://www.aroundthebay.ca/profile/Dildo/dil.asp)! I dunno, [Iceland’s got a pretty good claim for it.](http://www.phallus.is/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dildo-massacre/252114.md?page=1)