# Texe has gone too far this time **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 2, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637 "2003-03-02T20:39:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/1 "2003-03-02T20:39:09Z")
Just read. [www.texemarrs.com/columbia\_flying\_tower.htm](http://www.texemarrs.com/columbia_flying_tower.htm) and [www.texemarrs.com/eagle\_has\_landed.htm](http://www.texemarrs.com/eagle_has_landed.htm) ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/2 "2003-03-02T20:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > On board as astronauts, embodying the shared desire of mankind, were two men claiming to be Christians, joined by a man of no specific faith, a Hindu vegetarian woman, a Unitarian-universalist (New Age) woman, and a Jewish man, whose religion, Judaism, teaches in its Talmud that Jesus is a “bastard burning in hell!” And yet they all spoke English. Not like Babel at all. I find it funny that the two Christian guys were “claiming” to be as such, but the author took the other astronauts beliefs at face value. As if the Christian guys weren’t truly Christian. I also find it funny that this guy would make Judiasm evil for teaching that “Jesus is a bastard burning in hell” (whatever) while giving the Jewish story of the Tower of Babel some modern-day credence. Whatever, dude. He should just stick to the New Testament. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/3 "2003-03-02T20:58:43Z")
I suppose these nuts could make the same argument about the WTC. ---
**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/4 "2003-03-02T21:31:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by monstro \* > **I find it funny that the two Christian guys were “claiming” to be as such, but the author took the other astronauts beliefs at face value. As if the Christian guys weren’t truly Christian.** Of course they weren’t Christian. We all now know “Virtually everything that NASA does is permeated with magic and alchemy.” Thanks for the link, **vanilla**. That was a riot. [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) goes biblistic. I think that site is the first current use of “Moslem” I’ve seen. Not only are the Illuminati out to get him but Israel and the Arab world are in cahoots. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/5 "2003-03-02T21:48:03Z")
Read this one: [http://www.texemarrs.com/eagle\_has\_landed.htm](http://www.texemarrs.com/eagle_has_landed.htm) Apparantly, in a secret ceremony, the moon was claimed for Freemasonry by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, both Masons. It is plausible. Future astronauts brought up go-carts (yes, Shriners are freemasons). ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/6 "2003-03-02T22:24:00Z")
What a pile of wank. ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/7 "2003-03-02T22:39:27Z")
I have seen weirder things on the net, but not by much. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/8 "2003-03-02T23:16:34Z")
**Damn** …this dude be [whack](http://www.texemarrs.com/cgi-bin/miva?Merchant/merchant.mv+Screen=PROD&Store_Code=catalog&Product_Code=duck_in_noose&Category_Code=This+Months+Power+of+Prophecy+Radio+Programs). > [@](#): > > Was Vice President Dick Cheney the government’s controller for Manchurian Candidates Muhammad and Malvo? > > Does Chief Moose have a history of being a “puppet-on-a-string” of the Jewish ADL and other anti-American Jewish groups? > > Did then Attorney-General Janet Reno and First Lady Hillary Clinton personally “arrange” for Moose to become Montgomery County’s Police Chief? > > Was young John Malvo from birth a Monarch-controlled slave who, as a teenager, was used as a sexual “boy-toy” by the Illuminati in Jamaica? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/9 "2003-03-03T03:11:15Z")
**vanilla** , where did you first hear about this moron? ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/10 "2003-03-03T03:41:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\ ***Damn** …this dude be [whack](http://www.texemarrs.com/cgi-bin/miva?Merchant/merchant.mv+Screen=PROD&Store_Code=catalog&Product_Code=duck_in_noose&Category_Code=This+Months+Power+of+Prophecy+Radio+Programs). > > > [@](#): > > > > ``` > > Was Vice President Dick Cheney the government’s controller for Manchurian Candidates Muhammad and Malvo? > > Does Chief Moose have a history of being a "puppet-on-a-string" of the Jewish ADL and other anti-American Jewish groups? > > Did then Attorney-General Janet Reno and First Lady Hillary Clinton personally "arrange" for Moose to become Montgomery County’s Police Chief? > > Was young John Malvo from birth a Monarch-controlled slave who, as a teenager, was used as a sexual "boy-toy" by the Illuminati in Jamaica? > > > > ``` > > \*\* As it turns out, the answer to all of these is no. Please send another 19.95 plus shipping and handling, and receive the next tape in the series “The Masonic Conspiracy and my Muffler Repair Bill: The truth behind Midas” ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/11 "2003-03-03T03:58:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\ ***vanilla** , where did you first hear about this moron? \*\* I’m guessing she heard of him in the same place I heard of him: the old “Bob Larson” radio show, since **'nilla** and I are both olde tyme “fans” o’ Larson. Bob and Texe are like talking Jack Chick tracts, so there’s a certain fascinating psychotic train-wreck amusement to them. (Bob’s now completely off the air, however (luckily)) And Texe has gotten _cranky_. He didn’t useta be this anti-semitic. He was more anti-Catholic and anti-Illuminati. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/12 "2003-03-03T04:03:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Virtually everything that NASA does is permeated with magic and alchemy. Moreover, the real purpose of NASA is contained in another matrix, hidden from the public at large. This process involves the creation of Satanic ritual magic enabling the Illuminati elite to acquire and accumulate power even as the mind-controlled and manipulated masses are pushed into ever increasing states of altered consciousness. Uh… yeah. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/13 "2003-03-03T05:00:21Z")
Reminds me of the “fire elemental” pictures people were hysterical about right after 9/11. Ho hum, some people are crazy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/14 "2003-03-03T05:05:43Z")
Amusingly Kennith Hite (a writer in the RPG industry) wrote one of his “Supressed Transmision” articles about Freemasonry and NASA, and alchemy as well. Of course his articles are meant to give you neat crazy paranoid ideas to put into games not to be taken seriously in any way shape or form. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/15 "2003-03-03T05:39:35Z")
See, he’s participating in the disinformation campaign, here. The shuttle (with its **seven** astronauts) is _really_ the Seven-Headed Beast of Revelation. NASA is clearly an anagram of SATAN if you add a T…for TEXE!!! ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/16 "2003-03-03T06:31:49Z")
> [@](#): > > powerful fiery vehicle whose very name, Columbia, the name of the ancient earth goddess Ignorance (or is that stupidity?) as art. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/17 "2003-03-03T09:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Astronaut Neil Armstrong carefully took out his Masonic apron and held it up for the cameras over his space suit as if to cover his genitals area-the power center, or dynamo, of Luciferian energy in Masonic ritual. [Python (Monty)]_Oh, sod the moon landing, I’ve always wanted to be a Mason!_[/Python (Monty)] ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/18 "2003-03-03T09:27:55Z")
So we’re supposed to believe that God whacked this shuttle mission out of the sky )because it angered HIM) even though all other shuttle missions were successful and this one was not really special or farther-reaching??? Did God not notice the other shuttle flights or moon landings? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/19 "2003-03-03T11:51:51Z")
He has a wee hours show Mon morn on TBN- usually showing him casting out demons. A couple of years ago, I looked at a few Texe books (I collect Conspiracy Lit) but just couldn’t shell out the $$$ for that tripe - but I was amazed he was buying into Gail Riplinger’s KJV-Only theory that modern Bible translations were deliberately equating Jesus & Lucifer by translating Isaiah 14’s ‘Lucifer’ passage as ‘Morning Star’. Last week I got a Texe mailing advertising his book on PLANET X AND lots of anti-Jewish materials. THAT indeed was a change! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637/20 "2003-03-03T14:14:56Z")
Actually, I first found Texe’s books in my local library. The first was something like Mystery Mark of the New Age. It was good too, for those (like me) who believe the Antichrist will rule for 7 years and such. Then, years later, I found his web page. He’s losin it, getting weirder as time goes on. But it IS kindof “entertaining”. I look forward to each months “ideas”. BTW, the photos of him are from years back. A recent (few years ago) mailing I’d gotten shows him much heavier and white haired. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texe-has-gone-too-far-this-time/158637.md?page=2)