# Thank God! Wipeout is back!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 2, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577 "2010-06-02T00:22:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author: ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/1 "2010-06-02T00:22:26Z")

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Best. TV. Ever.

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### Author: ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/2 "2010-06-02T00:24:48Z")

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It’s okay, but those two commentators aren’t half as funny as they think they are.

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### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/3 "2010-06-02T00:32:38Z")

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It seems to me that there are two types of reality TV shows; those that celebrate people failing, and those that celebrate people succeeding. That’s why _Fear Factor_ never bothered me. For all the bizarre challenges and disgusting foods they had, the host was always encouraging people to get over their fears and do things they didn’t think they could.

_Wipeout_ is okay. I’d like it a whole lot better if they spent more time showing the people who were good at it, and less time showing people falling in the mud.

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### Author: ![Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicest_of_the_Damned)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/4 "2010-06-02T01:14:16Z")

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It’s OK but Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is better. I also found the short lived Hole in the Wall kind of amusing, in a similar vein.

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/5 "2010-06-02T08:55:28Z")

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As I recall from earlier episodes, the events just take too fucking long. I don’t wanna watch some fatass exhaustedly dragging himself that last few yards when he’s already six minutes behind. Get the humiliations over quickly, time’s wasting!

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### Author: ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/6 "2010-06-02T14:52:56Z")

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It does work much better as an hour long show. Last night’s episode dragged…especially the “bonus” round where no one got eliminated.

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### Author: ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/7 "2010-06-02T15:10:34Z")

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Dammit! I love Wipeout! And I did a search on U-Verse, and nothing came up - when’s the next episode?

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### Author: ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/8 "2010-06-02T16:09:56Z")

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> [@In\_Winnipeg](#):
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> It’s okay, but those two commentators aren’t half as funny as they think they are.

I keep thinking that Jill, the commentator/host on the ground, gets the short end of the stick. She’s far more amusing than the two Johns, and seems to do more actual work… but with less recognition. She’s also pretty darn cute.

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### Author: ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/9 "2010-06-02T16:13:18Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Dammit! I love Wipeout! And I did a search on U-Verse, and nothing came up - when’s the next episode?

I think they are waiting until after the NBA Finals, the 22nd is the official first episode of the season, this one was a “preview”.

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### Author: ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/10 "2010-06-02T16:58:03Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> I keep thinking that Jill, the commentator/host on the ground, gets the short end of the stick. She’s far more amusing than the two Johns, and seems to do more actual work… but with less recognition. She’s also pretty darn cute.

It seems pretty clear that the two Johns have most or all of their material written for them well after the stunts themselves have been filmed, and just record it all in the studio. Jill is actually present at the Wipeout course and has to think on her feet. And she’s cute.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/11 "2010-06-02T17:30:14Z")

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So Jill Wagner IS still on the show? Okay, I’ll tune in as she’s the reason I watch.

Heck, come to think of it, she’s the reason I live.

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### Author: ![TheBoltEater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@TheBoltEater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoltEater)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/12 "2010-06-02T19:38:52Z")

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I love me some Wipeout and I am not ashamed to admit it. That show has more laughs per dollar spent on production than anything in TV history.

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### Author: ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-god-wipeout-is-back/541577/13 "2010-06-05T01:12:19Z")

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> [@Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](#):
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> It’s OK but Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is better.

I couldn’t really get into MXC thanks to the goofy dubbing, but Ninja Warrior was pretty good. Early rounds are all about the schlubs failing miserably (often the same ones season after season) then round two and on are all about getting down to business with the nail biting tension. And it’s unforgiving. If no one wins, no one wins, oh well, try again next season.
