God, I love that story. I’ve always been fond of the party game where everybody takes a turn reading it aloud. You go until you crack up. When you do, you pass it on.
Didn’t Jim die recently? Truly, a sad day.
Oh, and ready…I wouldn’t take this all that personally. The SDMB is full of smartasses who like drive-by mocking more than they really should. At least your thread gets comments…