# Thank you, Adam Sandler, or WORST SONG EVER!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 28, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283 "2002-11-28T03:10:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283/41 "2002-11-29T04:10:56Z")

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> That is a bet I can assure you that you would lose.

Sure. Whatever you say.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283/42 "2002-11-29T04:16:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WSLer \*  
> \*\*Actually, I think it’s a REALLY safe bet that Sandler spent days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days nad days struggling over the lyrics.
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> As I said in my original post, he makes Carrot Top look like a comic genius. \*\*

**BULLSHIT**

No one can make carrot top look like a genius. Not Sandler, Not the doped up druggies down the street, not the drooling moron shitting his pants **NO ONE DAMN IT!**

Could you please find a better analogy.

If Torvel and Dean were to appear in a chewing tobacco commercial would you then say, “they are the white trash of Ice scating, they make Tonya Harding look like a prim and proper beauty queen?”

Fuck no you would not.

For the love of Jeebus, quit dragging Carrot Top out of the bottom of the barrel just to make Sandler look bad… trust me there is more than enough room for both of them there.

Carrot Top a Genius. That pisses me off… He is the only fool out there who would **improve** his sagging piss poor career by appearing in an Old Navy commercial.

If you continue to think in this manner I am at a loss. Maybe if you gave me the number to your pharmacist I can better understand your position.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283/43 "2002-11-29T04:22:24Z")

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Generally I think he’s funny. Sure there are things on his resume that I’d just assume not see again but that’s true about just about anyone.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283/44 "2002-11-29T05:02:07Z")

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Y’all may think poorly of his … material, but y’all are probably also _not_ his target audience, seeing as you are capable of writing complete sentences and can also avoid using the word “dude” every five seconds.

😃

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**Author:** ![Zoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6de8d8/32.png) [@Zoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoff)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-adam-sandler-or-worst-song-ever/139283/45 "2002-11-29T22:57:15Z")

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I will proudly proclaim that I think the Hannukah song is funny. _Happy Gilmore_ and _The Wedding Singer_ were hilarious. I didn’t think _The Waterboy_ was that great and I haven’t seen any of his other movies because they don’t look appealing to me.

Adam Sandler appears to serve the same purpose as many SDMB book threads – a chance for some to share honest thoughts about likes and dislikes and a chance for others to proclaim how much more intelligent and cultured they are.

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