# Thank you Cecil & Staff.  I love the pictures.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939>\
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**Created:** [June 22, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939 "2012-06-22T14:29:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/1 "2012-06-22T14:29:31Z")

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Five years ago today, I decided to stop lurking and join the SDMB! Today, I received a beautiful signed picture of our beloved Cecil as a gift for my 5 year anniversary. I also received a smaller picture of the SDMB staff in the hot tub. I must say, it’s a handsome staff. Except for the guy with the bushy unibrow and the flared nostrils. I think it’s a guy but I can’t tell. Anyone know which staff member that is?

Go me. I’m 5 years old today.

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**Author:** ![MikeS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MikeS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeS)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/2 "2012-06-22T15:13:41Z")

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For your tenth anniversary, you get invited to the hot tub for one night. You’ll be blindfolded so that you can’t find your way back again afterwards, though.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/3 "2012-06-22T16:23:45Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I must say, it’s a handsome staff.

Thank you. You’re not the first to comment.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/4 "2012-06-22T16:26:38Z")

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Happy Annivers, **Morgenstern**. The complimentary box of chocolates should be arriving soon, altho’ we’ve had a problem with FedEx deliverypersons devouring them.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/5 "2012-06-22T16:27:00Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I think it’s a guy but I can’t tell. Anyone know which staff member that is?

The tuba is a dead giveaway.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/6 "2012-06-23T01:28:43Z")

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Wait… I have to be here for another three years before I get a picture? Can I just pay for three years of membership?  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/7 "2012-06-23T02:50:57Z")

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Okay I didn’t get any of that shit. And I was a Charter Member before I let it lapse.

Where is my stuff?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/8 "2012-06-23T05:52:27Z")

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Oh dear Og, please tell me that they didn’t use the pic of me in a chain mail bikini. Please, please, PLEASE! It was just a joke, everyone SAID that they’d never share that pic!

::runs from thread, sobbing hysterically::

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/9 "2012-06-23T06:01:42Z")

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I want my stuff. With interest!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/10 "2012-06-23T09:45:34Z")

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I don’t think I got any photos on my five-year annversary. Guess the policy changed.

I did get _extra_ hookers and blow on my ten-year anniversary, however. Something to look forward to! 😉

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/11 "2012-06-23T10:16:45Z")

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All I got was a stinking goat!

It did come from here- right?

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/12 "2012-06-23T12:12:22Z")

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> [@Sister\_Vigilante](#):
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> Okay I didn’t get any of that shit. And I was a Charter Member before I let it lapse.
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> Where is my stuff?

They don’t like you.

> [@levdrakon](#):
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> I want my stuff. With interest!

Or you.

> [@Cicero](#):
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> All I got was a stinking goat!
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> It did come from here- right?

No. They don’t like you, either. The goat was from that _other_ site you frequent. We won’t mention its name. Wouldn’t want to spoil your reputation, here…

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/13 "2012-06-23T12:19:34Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> They don’t like you.
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> Or you.
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> No. They don’t like you, either. The goat was from that _other_ site you frequent. We won’t mention its name. Wouldn’t want to spoil your reputation, here…

I think I do a fair job of spoiling my reputation here. And it wasn’t ME with those trumpet playing naked Siamese twins. It was my brother.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/14 "2012-06-23T12:33:09Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> The tuba is a dead giveaway.

Wait, wait! 😕 TubaDiva has a stiff member? Who knew?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/15 "2012-06-23T12:40:48Z")

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But he still won’t let you make an avatar out of it.

GD, RLH…😃

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/16 "2012-06-23T13:54:17Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Today, I received a beautiful signed picture of our beloved Cecil as a gift for my 5 year anniversary.

What type of picture? Charcoal sketch? Oil painting? Since Cecil has never been photographed.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/17 "2012-06-23T16:57:33Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> What type of picture? Charcoal sketch? Oil painting? Since Cecil has never been photographed.

That’s not true. I understand his picture will also be on the 25 dollar bill due in 2015.

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/18 "2012-06-23T17:15:06Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> All I got was a stinking goat!

I got a _fresh_ goat, but that’s because I paid extra for express shipping.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/19 "2012-06-24T01:34:22Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> That’s not true. I understand his picture will also be on the 25 dollar bill due in 2015.

Yes, the Rwandan $25 bill. Add it to 10 million more Rwandan $25 bills and you’ll be able to buy a Chiclet

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-cecil-staff-i-love-the-pictures/625939/20 "2012-06-24T05:55:34Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> What type of picture? Charcoal sketch? Oil painting? Since Cecil has never been photographed.

Thank you – I was wondering that too. This would be a picture of the same Cecil who’s never been photographed?

Were Cecil and Little Ed both in the staff picture? Have Cecil and Ed ever been photographed together?  
[sub]Wait a minute. How can Cecil and Ed ever be photographed together if Cecil is never photographed?[/sub]

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